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Edited by
uk1971
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Tue 03/18/08 12:13 PM
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Mom calls her husband a "bastard"
Her husband calls his wife a "b!tch" Billy goes to his mom and says "Mom what's a b!tch and a bastard?" Mom says "Well, a b!tch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" Billy goes outside his neighbours, and hears, "Put your penis in my vagina!" Billy goes to his mom and says "Mom whats a penis and vagina?" His mom says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" Later Billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and he says "Sh!t" Billy said "Dad, Whats sh!t" His dad says "Well Billy, Sh*t is a type of Shaving cream " Billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "f*ck!" Billy says to his mom "Mom whats f*ck?" "Well Billy f*ck is a way cutting the turkey" Later that evening the dinner guests arrive and Billy goes to them and says "Hello b!tches and bastards, may I take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping the sh!t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f*cking the Turkey"  
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lol.....
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....And that's why you don't say anything in front of kids
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Actually, that is why you don't lie to the kids when you do slip and say something wrong in front of them.
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