On Christmas morning,a cop on horsebackwas sitting at a traffic light,and next to him was a kid on a shiny new bike.The cop said to the kid,"nice bike you got there.Did santa bring that to you?"The kid said,"yeah.The cop said,"Well next year tell santa to put a taillight on the back.The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a 20 dollar bicycle safety violation ticket.The kid took the ticket.Before he rode off he said,"By the way,thats a nice horse yo have there,did santa bring it to you?"Humoring the kid the cop said,"Yeah,he sure did.The kid said,"Well next year tell santa to put the **** underneath the horse instead of on top of it.