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Fri 03/20/09 09:39 AM
A giver. Now if I could just find a decent woman who could take it for hours at a time. I'd look like a rabid dog when I got done.



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Fri 03/20/09 09:37 AM
:laughing: rofl :laughing:



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Fri 03/20/09 09:35 AM
I'm stupid, I hate the taste of PJuice, and I can't last for 8-10 hours.



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Fri 03/20/09 09:31 AM
I'm homophobic enough not to.noway




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Fri 03/20/09 09:29 AM

Whew, that is bigger...laugh Oh sorry I meant better....



Bothbiggrin



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Fri 03/20/09 09:28 AM
If it's a guy, Yes. If she started it, Probably not.



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Fri 03/20/09 09:27 AM



5'8"

Never needed my pants altered in my life....laugh


I'll give your pants an alteration you'll never forget!drool




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Are you a tailor? Gonna poke me with a pin? Or a needle?:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:



How about a foot sizer?:tongue:


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Fri 03/20/09 09:15 AM
Anything I feel like doing. shades



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Fri 03/20/09 09:00 AM

5'8"

Never needed my pants altered in my life....laugh


I'll give your pants an alteration you'll never forget!drool




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Fri 03/20/09 08:56 AM

Yeesh, I worked at a furniture rental place about a year ago and we found all kinds of things: rings, syringes, toys, (usually used) condoms... mice... dessicated lizards.huh


Was it the toys or the condoms that were used?slaphead




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Fri 03/20/09 08:40 AM

What sort of desserts will be on the menu?



I hadn't thought of that. Any ideas?



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Fri 03/20/09 08:39 AM

Lutefisk is the seafood of Satan!


Would you like some Mayo with your Lutefisk Taco?




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Thu 03/19/09 10:15 AM
And WHAT was this doing way down there?rant



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Thu 03/19/09 10:10 AM
Edited by KennyLingus on Thu 03/19/09 10:11 AM
Did you mean Balled women? and the word is Aroma not Aura.


:laughing: rofl :laughing:


Damn, I forgot

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Thu 03/19/09 09:54 AM
They also have no hair.slaphead



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Thu 03/19/09 09:48 AM
Which is worse;
1-A date that sucks the whole way thru?
Or
2-One with someone that's such a &%$#&%$, that it never starts?



What the hell. Panic! Run Screaming Into The Night!


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Thu 03/19/09 09:38 AM

When I say it I am saying that I am wishing that you have a good morning


Well, I'm having a really crappy one and I don't want anybody trying to brighten it up. OK.rant



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Thu 03/19/09 09:28 AM

I am kinda talking to a guy that drove an hour to see me last Saturday, and then turned around and wanted to take me on a lake trip on his boat Tuesday evening. We got back yesterday, and when he dropped me off, he immediately text me and thanked me for the trip. Before all this, I was kind of stand-offish and told him I wasn't really looking for much...he told me he was wanting a relationship. Then we decided to just keep an open mind when we met last Saturday, and then go from there. During our ride home yesterday, I actually asked him if he would like to remain friends, and he told me he had enough friends, that he still wanted more, so IDK if that's something he was just telling me, or what. I haven't heard from him yet today, though he was supposed to be busy all day working on something. If he's into me, shouldn't he be trying to talk to me every chance he gets? Or am I completely off? Just looking for some opinions... If I DON'T hear from him today, should I just shrug it off that maybe he WASN'T so into me? Ahh!



I can't give you an answer but I do know how you feel.



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Thu 03/19/09 09:26 AM
Vengeance is a dish best served coldsurprised




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Thu 03/19/09 09:22 AM
Forgive her, walk away, and let Karma take over.



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