corrected Riddle 10

RIDDLE[10]
Q How can you NOT be here?
A You will NEVER be able to NOT be here because you never were here!

What are words?

Words are decoys. They successfully mask the true nature of Reality.

RIDDLE[38]

Q What is sanity?
A Merely madness in a straightjacket.







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Perhaps I should have called it:

"THE birthday worth celebrating"!

RIDDLE[37]

Q What’s far more damaging than NOT keeping up with the news?
A Listening to it.







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RIDDLE[36]

Q What do those who feel inferior to others, devotedly believe in?
A Equality.







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(sorry. put this twice!)

sorry. put it twice

I'd be interested (and I'll bet I'm not the only one) in views on what I call - [until someone comes up with a better name] - CYBERHOUNDS.

I'm assuming these to be something similar to 'hackers', (possibly with the same type of personal problems), except that this sort gets onto chat or correspondence forums, to vent their frustrated spleen, (sometimes in dulcet tones), on anyone in any possible way.

The contributions of these unfortunates, range from mild: "why can't you learn to begin your name with a CAPITAL letter?"......(my son got this the other day), to.....
well, from mild to, shall we say, extreme.

Respondents?
[including, no doubt, CYBERHOUNDS]

1.TODAY is my surprise birthday party. My gifts are whatever I will have LIKED today.

2.MY ERRORS OF JUDGEMENT will be mostly due to my EXPECTATIONS.

3.Whatever I wish were different, should be (sagely!) changed TODAY, BECAUSE

4.it is my FIRST AND LAST day: tomorrow is never more than an assumption

Thanks Philip (chuckle!)

But I did actually plaguerize that item from one of my earlier
MINDSTOKERS.

RIDDLE[35]

Q Why is a man’s illness SOLELY due to partial deafness?
A He can easily hear noise; but a woman’s voice is often too gentle to get through to him.




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[author]
I think I prefer HARCELING to harrasing

For pity’s sake stop
harassing this Life

It is no more than
what?

haze to light
womb to frame
suck to bite
belch to howl
whine to word

and no less
than slaves and supergods
who
deserving what they dream
must live it through

Life is neither more nor less
than loss of death

Either way Death
the imp !
could not care a jot.

RIDDLE[34]

Q What is it that many dog owners grasp much less intelligently than their pets?
A That right now it’s time to go for a thundering good walk!







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RIDDLE[33]

Q What did a virus used to be, and what is it now?
A It used to be something you picked up: now it’s something that picks you up!







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RIDDLE[33]

Q What did a virus used to be, and what is it now?
A It used to be something you picked up: now it’s something that picks you up!







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RIDDLE[32]

Q Why is it a good idea NOT to put off to tomorrow what you can do today?
A Because any ‘day AFTER today’ is a presumption: there’s no guarantee of its arrival!






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RIDDLE[31]

Q What are totally false if they last longer than a couple of seconds?
A Toothy smiles.







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RIDDLE[30]

Q What does “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” really mean?
A It means that the one who said it, is CERTAIN to fall in love - immediately!






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RIDDLE[29]

Q The best solution if you meet a nasty dog?
A Stand still or sit down slowly. (Meanwhile, be safe: learn to type with your toes).







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