RIDDLE[1]
Q Do you desire to live forever?
A You do already. Try cancelling tomorrow - (and proving that you did!)

RIDDLE[2]
Q Which came first, the egg or the chicken?
A The primeval grunt.

RIDDLE[3]
Q What is the definitive definition of insanity; (i.e. mind-loss)?
A What Man MUST undergo before being capable of procreating(i.e., ‘being in love’)

RIDDLE[4]
Q What is full of hope, often thought of, but doesn’t exist?
A Tomorrow.

RIDDLE[5]
Q The genius with a stressful job who works backwards & MUST live with a masseuse?
A The dentist.

RIDDLE[6]
Q Why does a dog bark a lot?
A Its owners can’t find their marbles.

RIDDLE[7]
Q To whom must a doctor go, for practical health advice?
A One of his betters; i.e., ANY woman with at least one (now-)adult child. .
RIDDLE[8]
Q Is it possible for you NOT to wake up?
A Only if you can PROVE that you didn’t!

RIDDLE[9]
Q What is it that a small child [and an adult or two!] most doesn’t want?
A To accept that fairy tales are NOT true.

RIDDLE[10]
Q How can you NOT be here?
A You will NEVER be able to NOT be here. (Or even to imagine it!)

RIDDLE[11]
Q The state’s most effective means of maintaining totalitarianism?
A The daily regurgitation of its most hilarious pronouncement: “Democracy”.

RIDDLE[12]
Q Why is it risky to tell your friends about an excellent restaurant you know?
A Next visit, and poorer service or crowdedness might make you wish you’d shut up!

RIDDLE[13]
Q The disaster NOBODY will desperately try to sweep under the carpet?
A The floor!

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Q On average, ONE-AND- A-THIRD of which species are owned by ONE EACH of which?
A 9 billion dogs belong to 7 billion humans.

RIDDLE[15]
Q One event isn't PRECISELY like another.So, what ISN’T of too much help after all?
A Experience.

RIDDLE[16]
Q Don’t they rather strangely resemble the tales read to one by one’s parents?!
A ‘News stories’.

RIDDLE [17]
Q What could be described as “a mere sort-of sneeze?”
A Man’s .0001% contribution to the continuation of human life.
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RIDDLE[18]
Q The only mercy ever shown to Man by the gods?
A Woman.

RIDDLE[19]
Q What is a [so-called] ‘scammer’?
A A bed-wetter in a sealed rubber bag.

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Q What guarantees your SCANT attention to ANY subject during onscreen debates?
A The stark contrast between fully-clothed males, and ostentatiously displayed female flesh.



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RIDDLE[21]

Q Recipy for permanently putting an end to all wars.
A Trade in all your friends for strangers....every 3 months.







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RIDDLE[22]

Q How did George, (a chum of mine), cure his diagnosed “3-months-to-live” cancer?
A He took a 6-month bicycle tour; then rearranged his life ENTIRELY DIFFERENTLY.




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RIDDLE[23]

Q Which acrobatic contortion is (oddly) not viewed as certifiably insane?
A ‘Falling head over heels in love’.





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RIDDLE[24]

Q What distinguishes a), drivers with long lives, from b), those with short ones?
A They may look similar, but a) rides a fine line, and b) rode a tightrope!






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RIDDLE[25]

Q Of all the absurdities in life, which is the most absurd of all?
A What we expect of it!



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RIDDLE[26]

Q What are words?
A Words are decoys. They successfully mask the true nature of Reality.





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RIDDLE[27]

Q What makes ‘career beggars’ richer and smarter than the amateurs?
A Their dogs.






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p.s. No, they're not "supposed to be funny". Some might be slightly amusing; some could even be offensive - without intention. However, one thing you can be sure of: they're not here for nothing!

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Q What is the ironic destiny of all painstakingly acquired human possessions?
A To end up on the ‘taken-for-granted’ shelf.





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RIDDLE[29]

Q The best solution if you meet a nasty dog?
A Stand still or sit down slowly. (Meanwhile, be safe: learn to type with your toes).







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Q What does “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” really mean?
A It means that the one who said it, is CERTAIN to fall in love - immediately!






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RIDDLE[31]

Q What are totally false if they last longer than a couple of seconds?
A Toothy smiles.







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RIDDLE[32]

Q Why is it a good idea NOT to put off to tomorrow what you can do today?
A Because any ‘day AFTER today’ is a presumption: there’s no guarantee of its arrival!






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RIDDLE[33]

Q What did a virus used to be, and what is it now?
A It used to be something you picked up: now it’s something that picks you up!







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Q What did a virus used to be, and what is it now?
A It used to be something you picked up: now it’s something that picks you up!







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Q What is it that many dog owners grasp much less intelligently than their pets?
A That right now it’s time to go for a thundering good walk!







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Q Why is a man’s illness SOLELY due to partial deafness?
A He can easily hear noise; but a woman’s voice is often too gentle to get through to him.




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