Topic:
EVEN NOW?
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Thanks for that.
I could also be saying that however much 'advice' I got, I'm still just as primitively fearful as I was BEFORE all my acquired sophistication! k |
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Topic:
EVEN NOW?
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Those who preach to us have since this planet's birth proffered more wise words than drops of rain or flecks of dust Replete and grateful as I am I wonder why an insect cannot settle on my arm without my snuffing out its life? |
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anyhow...if in doubt, this (already seen on Mingle), should clarify!
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/life-after-death-keith-perreur-lloyd-2c/ |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[65] Q What MIGHT ONE WELL NOT WANT when meeting an acquaintance or a stranger? A A KISS. (A hug might not be missed either !) ...66 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[64] Q When authors can’t come up with a line for one of their characters, what do they do? A They make the actor ask the most futile question EVER put: “Are you all right?! ...65 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[63] Q Who are the most infuriating ‘baby-boomers’ in the world? A Drivers spewing out deafening ‘music’! ...64 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[62] Q What is the most impenetrably foolproof camouflage of all, on this planet? A The human smile. ...63 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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author's edit:
RIDDLE[11] Q The state’s most effective means of maintaining totalitarianism? A The daily regurgitation of its most hilarious pronouncement: “Democracy”. [except in Switzerland] |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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author's edit:
RIDDLE[11] Q The state’s most effective means of maintaining totalitarianism? A The daily regurgitation of its most hilarious pronouncement: “Democracy”. [except in Switzerland] |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[61] Q Public “kissy-hugging” is now THE RULE. What’s the next step ‘up the ladder of progress’? A Exchange underwear with those one greets! ...62 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[61]
Q Public “kissy-hugging” is now THE RULE. What’s the next step ‘up the ladder of progress’? A Exchange underwear with those one greets! ...62 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[60] Q What is unbeatably charming, idealistic, energetic, entertaining, and very risky to love? A The U.S.A. ...61 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[59] Q What does AA stand for? A AMORALISTS ANONYMOUS. [A fellowship formed to help Internet users regain a moral/ethical sense.] ...60 |
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Topic:
CONUNDRUM
Edited by
keithpl2
on
Tue 07/02/19 08:09 AM
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I'm not sure I don't prefer 'smoke-screens' to 'decoys'. [author]
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[58] Q How does one avoid absorbing what dogs lick up, suck, and nibble, daily? A Get a teddy bear and put it on a lead. Teach it how to walk; and, maybe, bark at it. ...59 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[57] Q The human being’s most highly prized talent? A To, (come what may, and in every conceivable way), MAKE LIFE FUN ! ...58 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[56] Q Why is education almost the same as, (but not quite), oxygen? A Both are free AND compulsory! (But only one needs to be !!) ...57 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[55] Q Definition of a bigot? A He who condemns a racist! ...56 |
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Topic:
CYBERHOUNDS
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...........or to the omnipresent "grammar police" ? I presume you're referring to this: GRAMMAR GAFFES There’s 3 things (ARE) It looks like he’s leaving (AS IF) People that (WHO) weaved (WOVEN) he was bit by a dog (BITTEN) bored of (WITH) laying around (LYING) korter (QUARTER the guy was headed (... MAN WAS HEADING) like I say AS I SAID) There’s lots of people (THERE ARE Nucilar (NUCLEAR) you guys (...MEN, WOMEN, PEOPLE) fed up of (.... WITH) they collapsed it (it COLLAPSED) the ship sunk (SANK) I felt like no-one would (I felt THAT……) it seems as if (it seems THAT) not that big of a problem (not SUCH A BIG ….) you better (you HAD better) the pants match the jacket (the TROUSERS match ……) she could of (….. HAVE) your a friend (YOU’RE ...) grand kids (GRAND CHILDREN) based around (... ON) he’s headed for (HEADING) to lay around (LIE ….) The exact same thing (EXACTLY THE SAME ……) With regards to… (….REGARD ...) for free (FREE) Where he was sat (...SITTING placed into (..IN) He bought it along (BROUGHT) There’s two guys to see you (THERE ARE ... PEOPLE .. … …) It’s real nice (REALLY) He brought it to the man next door (..TOOK ... ) I’m sorry for your problem ( … ABOUT ….) To progress ….. (ADVANCE, MOVE ON, MAKE HEADWAY, etc) Some guy… (A MAN) Déjà vous (Déjà VU In a meeting (AT . …….) gonna (GOING TO) accommodationS (ACCOMMODATION) on such short notice (AT… ….. ……) could care less (COULDN’T …. ….) bring it to their house (TAKE .. .. ….. ……) the man that (... … WHO) vicious cycle (.......CIRCLE) growing the business (EXPANDING, etc) snuck into the room (SNEAKED …. … ….) should of went (SHOULD HAVE GONE) too big of a job (TOO BIG A …) irregardless (REGARDLESS) ‘erbs (HERBS) They disappeared them (....MADE them DISAPPEAR etc) A Nother (ANOTHER) The rout to (...ROUTE..) went missing. (WERE missing/HAD VANISHED etc) “I’m good thank you.” (...WELL ….. ...) Last several years. (.... FEW …..) You didn’t drink it yet. (... HAVEN’T DRUNK .. ...) in the meanwhile (...... MEANTIME) These kind of (.....KINDS ..) were beat up (....BEATEN..) less people (FEWER ……) real happy (REALLY…..) "you know" (!no comment!) "sort-of" (!no comment!) multiple eggs (MANY ….) "like" (!no comment!) innocent victim (VICTIM) her and her husband (SHE……………) “What is it?” (“CAN I HELP YOU?” [etc]) The reason why (THE REASON) It seems like (It seems THAT) There’s 3 things (ARE) It looks like he’s leaving (AS IF) People that (WHO) weaved (WOVEN) he was bit by a dog (BITTEN) bored of (WITH) laying around (LYING) korter (QUARTER the guy was headed (... MAN WAS HEADING) like I say (AS I SAID) There’s lots of people (THERE ARE Nucilar (NUCLEAR) you guys (...MEN, WOMEN, PEOPLE) fed up of (.... WITH) they collapsed it (it COLLAPSED) the ship sunk (SANK) I felt like no-one would (I felt THAT……) it seems as if (it seems THAT) not that big of a problem (not SUCH A BIG ….) you better (you HAD better) the pants match the jacket (the TROUSERS match ……) she could of (….. HAVE) your a friend (YOU’RE ...) grand kids (GRAND CHILDREN) based around (... ON) he’s headed for (HEADING) to lay around (LIE ….) The exact same thing (EXACTLY THE SAME ……) With regards to… (REGARD ...) for free (FREE) Where he was sat (...SITTING placed into (..IN) He bought it along (BROUGHT) There’s two guys to see you (THERE ARE ... PEOPLE .. … …) It’s real nice (REALLY) He brought it to the man next door (..TOOK ... ) I’m sorry for your problem ( … ABOUT ….) To progress it….. (ADVANCE IT, MOVE IT ON, etc) Some guy… (A MAN) Déjà vous (Déjà VU In a meeting (AT . …….) gonna (GOING TO) accommodationS…..(ACCOMMODATION) on such short notice (AT… ….. ……) could care less (COULDN’T …. ….) bring it to their house (TAKE .. .. ….. ……) the man that (... … WHO) vicious cycle (.......CIRCLE) growing the business (EXPANDING, etc) snuck into the room (SNEAKED …. … ….) should of went (SHOULD HAVE GONE) too big of a job (TOO BIG A …) irregardless (REGARDLESS) ‘erbs (HERBS) They disappeared them (....MADE them DISAPPEAR etc) A Nother (ANOTHER) The rout to (...ROUTE..) went missing. (WERE missing/HAD VANISHED etc) “I’m good thank you.” (...WELL ….. ...) Last several years. (.... FEW …..) You didn’t drink it yet. (... HAVEN’T DRUNK .. ...) in the meanwhile (...... MEANTIME) These kind of (.....KINDS ..) were beat up (....BEATEN..) less people (FEWER ……) real happy (REALLY…..) "you know" (!no comment!) "sort-of" (!no comment!) multiple eggs (MANY ….) "like" (!no comment!) innocent victim (VICTIM) her and her husband (SHE……………) “What is it?” (“CAN I HELP YOU?” [etc]) The reason why (THE REASON) It seems like (It seems THAT) 'Police' is somewhat flattering. I've come across some gruesome bloomers I've made, I can tell you. On another site though, among other responses, I got one from a high-school teacher who said; "if you think that list's anything, you should see the exam papers I have to correct !!" Still, one has a choice, eh? You let it go, with a shrug, or you stand and fight. |
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Topic:
CYBERHOUNDS
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not sure about 'troll types', but I agree with the BLOCK idea. It's worked [wonders] for me in a couple of instances.
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