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RIDDLE[81]

Q What is the greatest single favour of all that you can do your child?
A. Never stop telling it that FAIRY TALES have NOTHING AT ALL to do with real life.







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RIDDLE[80]

Q Why is there so much more pornography around, than erotica?
A It’s just another instance of how the creature with the lower IQ still dominates
the world.








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RIDDLE [79]

Q What is the RAISON D’ETRE of schooling?
A For the young to learn, [er, BE PERSUADED!], that education serves a practical
purpose.






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RIDDLE[78]

Q How did the great Voltaire seem to be previewing today’s “pop scene”?
A He said: “Anything too stupid to say, is sung.”







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k !

RIDDLE[77]

Q What beats 'regretting what you DID say'?
A 'Treasuring what you DIDN’T' !







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You cringe and flee
I stamp you out
I am your end
You are done

You feared
but never knew

I will also cringe
and hope to flee
but never know
if I did not

Wait though
we are different
You ant have no voice
and therefore no dreams
of desired immortality

I am the captive
of that Immortality
for it has become reality
with no ending of my life
ever to be known.

So happy ant
with no tomorrow

And happy me
with no escape from life
relishing what I like
and even delighting
in hating what I don’t
I am joyfully held
in reality’s thrall

ironically
unarguably
forever !

RIDDLE[76]

Q What might be the remaining stark clothing choices for women?
A 1.Staunchly clamped or defiantly crossed knees. 2.Sloppily cross-dressed forever.







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RIDDLE [75]

Q What is MOOSICK?
A The ceaseless “musical” kakophonia permeating stores/videos/toilets…..EVERYTHING!





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RIDDLE [74]

Q How to be certain that you always make a good impression on people?
A Sound BENIGNLY PHILOSOPHICAL; (especially about what you loathe and abominate).





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RIDDLE[73]

Q You’ve just found a corpse on your doorstep: what have you and it got in common?
A Problems ! ITS have all ended: YOURS are just beginning.







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RIDDLE[72]

Q A four-letter word for Euphoric Catalepsy?
A Love.





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RIDDLE [71]

Q What’s a good way to describe roaring motorcyclists?
A Milk-starved mammoths.






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RIDDLE[70]

Q Without which clothes could the world NOT go around?
A Words!





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RIDDLE[69]

Q Why does the whole of humankind live forever? (Or, if you prefer, why are we
‘immortal’?).

A Because it is impossible to know when we NEVER woke up again!





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RIDDLE[68]

Q What can NEVER NOT be?
A EXISTENCE: (n.b. for so long as there’s a word for it !!)






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RIDDLE[67]

Q What is HELL - (for instance)?
A It’s the GUT-BURN one gets, when recalling one’s earlier egomaniacal conduct.






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RIDDLE [66]

Q What’s the great difference between humans and dogs?
A The point of view ! [People fondly imagine that dogs ‘see human-beings’].






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k !