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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[53] Q What is an E-male? A One who can, (thanks to technology!), ignore or insult anybody at all, with impunity. ...54 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[52] Q What would eventually end up as ‘just one more thing to ***** about’ - if Man were offered it? A IMMORTALITY. (But he wouldn’t accept it: ”behaving idiotically forever” is not too appealing! ...53 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[51] Q How can you tell which men have REAL character? A They’re the ones who look just as good, (but often better!), without a hat. ...52 |
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MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[50] Q The only SURE method of stopping dogs from barking excessively? A Train the owners - (with the help of a psychologist!). ...51 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[49] Q What's the foulest, most despicable raspberry anyone can ever blow anyone? A Adultery. ...50 |
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MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[48] Q The lowest item on the list of domestic homicides? A Males who regularly do household chores. ...49 |
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MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[47] Q How do you avoid dying? A Block your ears as soon as you hear a doctor’s mouth opening! ...48 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[46] Q Lucky world: but for this product, the population could easily have been twice what it is! A Soda drinks. ...47 |
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MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[45] Q What do patriarchs and vehicle-alarms have in common? A Hardly anyone bothers to listen to them any more. (After all, one howl is just like another!) ...46 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[44] Q The sole beneficiary of all protests and revolutions? A The next SUPREMO. (And just about no one else!) ...45 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[43] Q Who hates perpetually yapping dogs? A Everyone does! (Except for our own little darlings' shrieks, of course). ...44 |
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MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[42] Q Why are human beings perpetually in labour? A Because they give birth to everything they see. ...43 |
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Topic:
CYBERHOUNDS
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p.s. I've got a riddle for HACKERs:
Q What is a hacker? A A bedwetter sealed up in a rubber bag. Haven't thought of one for CYBERHOUND. |
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MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[41] Q Those who gain more than anyone from viewing ‘Dating Site’ profiles? A Students of cosmetic dentistry. ...42 |
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Topic:
PITY LIFE
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I agree KRED
But humour and irony are tricky enough in ONE language, let alone when it involves translation. You obviously got it: but I can't do anything for those who didn't. kpl |
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Topic:
CONUNDRUM
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For those interested in exploring this further, it can be found here:
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/life-after-death-keith-perreur-lloyd-2c/ as previously quoted in the SCIENCE AND PHILOSOPHY section of 'Community'. |
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Topic:
NIGHTMARE
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Many thanks Julie.
Encouragement appreciated! k |
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Topic:
NIGHTMARE
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What I did do
but shouldn’t have makes what I didn’t do but should have done pale But if life were only just I would be able to cut edit paste misdeeds to deeds blunders to successes and yes wrong to right And then injustice on this globe would be eliminated Humankind’s finest goal of all at last achieved What a perfect future Patience though alas these humans are so relatively slow. |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[40] Q The difference between an idealist and a realist? A The idealist takes most of what he believes extremely seriously! ...41 |
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Topic:
MINDSTOKERS [riddles]
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RIDDLE[39] Q Who, a), mostly needs LOUD music in cafés, and b), mostly could survive without it? A a) the staff; b) the public. ...40 |
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