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My Mama always said....
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Go find one of your brothers and tell them they're looking for you.  Guess you got underfoot a lot!
 Nice profile… love the drawings… interesting profession. 
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My Mama always said....
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Now Daddy on the other hand, always says:
You are the only person you have to be around all the time, so you better like who you are and how you behave.
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My Mama always said....
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...."Don't eat the pointy french fries. They puncture your stomach". And "Don't sit on the cold marble stairs, you'll get a bladder infection". What kind of wisdom did your Mom share with you when you were little? Words of wisdom? Not in my opinion, but the top 3 things she said often (and still does) were: 3 - Don’t air your dirty laundry. 2 - If you’d stop wearing your heart on your sleeve, it wouldn’t get knocked off so much. 1 - If you weren’t always off in your own world, you’d see things the way the rest of us see them. Gee, wonder why I'm a "Daddy's girl" 
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Do you believe in God?
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sorry a guy once said that to me when I told him I havnt had a beer in a month..It was hilarious..I must have been waiyn for a chance to use it..hahha very funny..tho dont be mad.Just got out.I crack myself up sometimes.........HOWEVER..The bible SAYS.U must come to God in FAITH believing that HE IS....And that He is a rewarder of them that believe. Which version and written by who would you recommend people start with reading? Also, there are other writings for other religions that claim to be THE word. I always wonder how it is that everyone can claim words written by men to control others are THE words to follow and that everyone who disagrees is wrong. Another question… how can you claim that there is an all-loving God, yet attribute human ego, emotions and faults to him? (I created you… I give you free will… but you will be punished if you don’t follow rules I allow these men to write down for everyone and if you don’t believe in me). |
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Ladies
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when you are attracted to a man, how do you get his attention to let him know you are interested.... and flashing doesn't count LOL
I try to talk to them and ask questions to get a conversation started. Unfortunately, it’s difficult to talk with someone you don’t know at all or that well. Sometimes it works out ok, but most times I feel I come across more as a pesky fly they’d like to shoo away. 
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Least Favorite...?
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Shopping... it doen't matter if it's for clothes, groceries or whatever... I hate shopping. 
the perfect woman!
Soooooooooo far from it! Let me explain: Clothes - I wear a size 0. How often do you see a size 0? Exactly! So I end up in the kids' department trying to find something that fits that doesn't have rhinestones, sequins, cartoon characters, or giant flowers on it. Ugh! Groceries - I love everything and hate making decisions. I can't bring home one of everything unless I want it to spoil or end up being as wide as I am tall. Electronics - Similar to the grocery shopping issue. Toys - With one child and adult and the other two not far behind, my ears have grown accustomed to NOT hearing noisy toys and children throwing tantrums in a store because they want said noisy toy. I think you get the idea. Perfect? No... just built like a kid, indecisive, and no longer able to deal with children in a store. wow, a perfect job of tearing down a compliment.
 Sorry... been told this is a bad habit of mine. I just hate being seen as better than I am and then disappointing someone later.
Thank you for the compliment. Better?
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Why is six afraid of seven?
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Where does virgin wool come from?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sheep that you haven't come across yet, Cowboy! 
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Why is six afraid of seven?
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Because of yesterday's date. Isn't that supposed to be... "Because 7 ate (8) 9" ??? 
That is yesterday's date! Isn't it? Yes, but you screwed up the punch line!
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Why is six afraid of seven?
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By the way...
 BEEN MISSING YOU and where the heck have you been???
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Why is six afraid of seven?
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Because of yesterday's date. Isn't that supposed to be... "Because 7 ate (8) 9" ???
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Least Favorite...?
Edited by
alternativa
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Thu 07/09/09 12:20 AM
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Shopping... it doen't matter if it's for clothes, groceries or whatever... I hate shopping.
the perfect woman!
Soooooooooo far from it! Let me explain: Clothes - I wear a size 0. How often do you see a size 0? Exactly! So I end up in the kids' department trying to find something that fits that doesn't have rhinestones, sequins, cartoon characters, or giant flowers on it. Ugh! Groceries - I love everything and hate making decisions. I can't bring home one of everything unless I want it to spoil or end up being as wide as I am tall. Electronics - Similar to the grocery shopping issue. Toys - With one child and adult and the other two not far behind, my ears have grown accustomed to NOT hearing noisy toys and children throwing tantrums in a store because they want said noisy toy. I think you get the idea. Perfect? No... just built like a kid, indecisive, and no longer able to deal with children in a store. |
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Least Favorite...?
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Shopping... it doen't matter if it's for clothes, groceries or whatever... I hate shopping.
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EMORY >
Your photos/video is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef3fYKy8j-c Mute the song if you hate it, but it was Daddy’s favorite when I was born. I had to use it. ~ L. A. |
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I just read the Pagan story you added to your profile! Absolutely perfect!
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3 words with some meaning behind them Ditto! |
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"I'm childfree (non-negotiable)" I guess I'm not sure what might even be negotiated. Either you have them or you don't. Lex's ad from another site???
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"I am kind of traditional, I think the man should make some of the decisions. " When you say 'traditional' you must mean 'a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.....' Sure doesn't seem to apply to current times. Things have changed so much and not all for the better. 
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Diaries
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Then there was one…
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This is really good. Can I sit in the corner eat some chocolate and watch? 
Have any white or dark chocolate in there? I'm not one for sweets, but sometimes you just NEED chocolate. Enjoy the show. I have all kinds. Whatever you need.... Wish this was in 3-D or I had Wonka-Vision to get some! 
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Then there was one…
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no it's me and i just wanna say i feel humiliated to have had this done in such a public manner 
Well, they wouldn't have known it was you if you didn't just spill the beans!
For the record everyone, it's NOT Ed, ok? Like anyone would believe that it was you! It's not anyone that's posted and even if that did happen, I wouldn't let it be known. It's obviously not my decision to make and I am not the type to make it for someone else. That's why I didn't use names. look just let us all march along and perv them together and be done wi it woman  
I'm sooooo happy you're back! I missed this cr*p.
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