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Then there was one…
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 trust no one 
And go for total lez? 
eeeeeeeek  well i'm not one to advise on that ma dearie 
"eeeeeeeek "
A gay man afraid of gay women??? 
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Then there was one…
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Two men… You like them both. They both like you.  They both have said nice things in the forums.
 One keeps things anonymous, so no one knows it’s for you. If he didn’t say so, most times YOU even wonder if they’re for you or someone else.
 The other is not so secretive.
Nevermind, I think the choice just became clear. 
Just read that again... not sure how to interpret it in all actuality. EH???
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trust no one
And go for total lez?
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Then there was one…
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I would do ya! If I had my way, we would grope each other like awkward 8th graders!!!! hehehehehehehehe About darn time I got the "Krupa come-on"! Sheesh... was wondering if I had to toss myself in front of your car or something to get hit on.
Actually... you DID say you wouldn't do that to me on here. 
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Then there was one…
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 Secret lovers
Shuddap!
Distance makes that impossible at this time. |
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I know what you mean
You??? I thought for sure you were with... uh... your twin. 
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Yea Somtimes ya gotta see it in writing
My "duh!" moment! 
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Then there was one…
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Two men…
You like them both. They both like you. They both have said nice things in the forums.
One keeps things anonymous, so no one knows it’s for you. If he didn’t say so, most times YOU even wonder if they’re for you or someone else.
The other is not so secretive.
Nevermind, I think the choice just became clear.
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Worlds shortest fairy tale
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Once upon a time a man called Jack who was a fan of the Pats wrote a short fairytale and claimed it to be the worlds shortest. But he was upstaged by an Englishman who did a shorter one and went on to be more famous than Jacko, without the accusations. The End. Is the title "Shut up Dan"?
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It's in the sewer, huh? Remember the "sh*t demon" from the movie "Dogma"?
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Unknown Life Form in NC Sewer! (CREEPY)
Watch the whole video it will creep you the hell out!!!!! An unknown life-form picked up by sewer snakecam in North Carolina. Believed to be of ET origin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcKpx2DxGwY I wonder what it feeds on? Hmmm... know just the person I'd like to throw in right now. |
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Worlds shortest fairy tale
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alternativa
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Thu 07/02/09 01:22 PM
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale.......... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end ... came when he died from blueba**s from never getting laid again!
Ummm...nowhere in my fairy tale does it mention never getting laid again! Between all the motorcycle riding, fishing, hunting, and playing golf he won't have time to find a woman. And if he does, the beer and scotch drinking (and beer belly that follows), leaving the toilet seat up and farting whenever he wanted will guarantee he won't get any. 
Seeing it's a fairy tale, he probably has a fairy godmother who can find him a temporary girlfriend on rainy days when he can't ride, play golf or fish. Ok, Ok... enjoy the fairytale. 
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Worlds shortest fairy tale
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale.......... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end ... came when he died from blueba**s from never getting laid again!
Ummm...nowhere in my fairy tale does it mention never getting laid again! Between all the motorcycle riding, fishing, hunting, and playing golf he won't have time to find a woman. And if he does, the beer and scotch drinking (and beer belly that follows), leaving the toilet seat up and farting whenever he wanted will guarantee he won't get any.
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Worlds shortest fairy tale
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale.......... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The end ... came when he died from blueba**s from never getting laid again!
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August 13th Wow! That's some pretty cool stuff - the Sun, individualism, intuition, sharpshooting...and my cat's name is Ruby. And though I'm not really big on dying just yet, it is time for and a period of change. I won't go into detail about the rest. I wouldn't call it quite dead on, but pretty damn close. Just remember, I'm the sharpshooter. I'd be curious to see what I look like in a fantasy drawing, but don't need you to get backed up even further.
Nicely done my good man. Thank you.
Well it is amazing what the stars predict for us let alone the planets and all the mystical things that most find unreal. I always say there is more magic in the air then one realizes. I am not backed up at all. I see it differently. I see that everyone has to wait their turn.
I would love to draw you. What kind of magical creature would you like to be to escape this planet once in awhile?
Griffin for a Leo? Dragon? I dunno. I'll let your imagination decide. But um...confused...I can wait my turn...You would love to draw me....But then there's a grumble.
I love to draw when I have the freetime. Don't worry I am straight and married for a long time. I am not into men, but into having friendships like drinking buddies Sorry for the confusion.
Well let us see. I usually can transform a face into a dark elf, high elf, dwarf, gnome, human rogue, pirate, cleric, wizard, prince, knight minotaur, half-orc, vampire, draconian to name a few. On my photo display are examples of Mingler's who allowed me to transform their photo into a magical creature. Emory fits well with a character that looks normal on the outside, but has a hidden toughness and devilishness on the inside.
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Say What You Need to Say....
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 I know that you arn't from this world
 How did you figure it out?
Shhhhh...  Be cool and I might show you how to get off this planet. 
 Astral Projection
Only way that works so far, but give me time...
I have heard of a few other ways
A few other ways???
The only other way I know of is death. What's the others? |
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Say What You Need to Say....
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I know that you arn't from this world
How did you figure it out?
Shhhhh... Be cool and I might show you how to get off this planet.
Astral Projection
Only way that works so far, but give me time...
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Say What You Need to Say....
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I know that you arn't from this world
How did you figure it out?
Shhhhh... Be cool and I might show you how to get off this planet.
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He knows... I know... Nobody else needs to know.
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I would also be interested in having you do a drawing as mentioned in your profile. It will be my pleasure humble lady. What would you like to be alternativa? A dark elf, high elf, or a dwarf, gnome, hobbit, pixie, minotaur, half-orc, human princess or rogue fighter, pirate, or vampire. What would you want to be if you had the chance to leave Earth to a land full of magic? What would I want to be if I had the chance to leave Earth to a land full of magic? Hmmm… tough one. Ok, if I can’t be a Centaur, Dragon, or Werewolf… 
Out of the choices given, I like them in this order: Pixie High elf Vampire Pirate Rogue fighter Minotaur Human princess Hobbit Dwarf Gnome Dark elf Half-orc  BUT… since you’re the one doing the work, shouldn’t you be the one to decide which I would most fit as?
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