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my profile sucks, i get no responses, i have an IQ of 16(i really do) and i'm not real smart, but can lift incredibly enormous, extremely heavy objects, and drop them, for no reason what so ever. Well, I didn’t see your profile, but I did respond to YOU. 
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beware the cursed man
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hey i just wanna say that all ladies on this site should due well to stay away from me i am cursed, seriously its like any woman i have contact with finds the guy of her dreams right behind me. and i am not intimate with them it's like im god ****ing joke when it comes to being with someone. so i am single doomed to stay that way and i hope that people wont do something annoying like have sypathy for me i dont need it. just figured id say it like it is. all my exes are now either maried or engaged so it's just an endless cycle.well any way this is only my speculation but hey what do i know. it like the only one of my exes that isn't married or engaged is the one i have a kid with but that is so far from ever happening again that i would rather swallow a cup of hydrochloric acid and then shove a peice of plutonium down my throat and just be in the middle of teh dessert somewhere when i detonate. I take it you liked the movie "Good Luck Chuck" and decided to borrow the way of getting women? 
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Now what?
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Alright, what's is going on?? I go out, and it happened to be raining. There are about 15 people in the bar. Wasted 30 dollars while staring 22 year olds screaming to each other about a Michael Jackson song. Why don't you people go out? 
Sorry, but… 1 – I’m not in Connecticut 2 – I’m not one for bars |
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I am not even brilliant enough to figure out what this "OGP" is... 
One Glorious Profile http://mingle2.com/topic/show/233338 Extremely funny things people put in their profiles. |
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Uh-oh! No response. Ok.
1 – You said what you wanted to say and have now gone off to post elsewhere and forgotten all about this. 2 – You’re computer crashed/you just discovered you’re completely out of your favorite snack food and are making a quick trip to the store/after being on the site for so long, you have finally achieved full zombiehood and are now sitting with eyes glazed over and all intelligent thought gone and cannot respond. 3 – After reading my comments and not realizing I sometimes fail at trying to convey what I mean in a nice way, have printed off a copy off my profile photo and are using it for target practice or have glued it to a puck and are on your way to the rink for a little hockey practice with my face. If I came across in an unkind way, that was not my intention and I apologize.
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Having a bad day?
The reason I say that is because it's clear to me that we have a number of very intelligent men on this site, perhaps as many as six or seven. Once again, I think you underestimate people. I think there are more men than that on here who qualify as intelligent. Enigma Two is the fact that no one seems to be able to write a decent profile. When you say “no one”, you ARE including yourself in that broad statement. I disagree about there not being any decent profiles, but this is my subjective impression. But then, why would they want to claim they're LOOKING FOR someone intelligent? Maybe they are looking for something they themselves lack. Because you're SUPPOSED to be looking for someone intelligent. Who made that rule? But really intelligent people scare them; they don't WANT to have anything to do with anyone who actually HAS a functioning brain. Maybe it’s not that really intelligent people scare them, but that some of the more intelligent people shoot down the less intelligent ones. I’m going to embarrass myself here and admit that I had an interest in you when I joined last August. I was smart enough to at least read your profile and follow your posts before doing anything as stupid as contacting you. By doing so, I found out that I didn’t meet your qualifications. When I came back to the site a few months ago, I once again read your profile and have seen your posts from time to time and have to say that you don’t come across as intimidating in your posts or profile (as you say you have been told), but that you do come across as a bit negative toward those you see as less intellectual than yourself. In emails, you’re completely different and come across as more compassionate. You’re attractive and smart, but a bit negative about other people’s intelligence and finding someone compatible and I think that is why women shy away from you. Ok, now that I’ve pi$$ed you off and made sure you won’t be as nice to me… go ahead and let me have it. I know you’re going to fire off at me now. |
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No rain at night, it keeps me awake. (beats on metal roof- I am very noise sensitive} Health, happiness and comfort for my son, family, friends and self. Same for all of you, your friends, family and oh hell - keep it going, we should all be healthy, happy and have enough!!! A job I enjoy doing, that uses my best talents and pays me what I am worth. May I add just one more? May I , may I, may I? Thank you all for being so gracious...to be able to eat what I want, at least once in awhile and not become FAT again! 
You can grant yourself that last one. Allow yourself pleasures, but in the right portion and keep things in balance by making sure to take a walk or some other activity to counterbalance the calories. Thank you Alternative, Truth is I have kept the weight off for over three and a half years now but just always am so very conscience about it. I lost it thru hell and high water, it was a sad silver lining but one I want to keep. Thanks again. You've inspired my third wish! 3 - That those who struggle hard with a goal and succeed don't risk losing all they earned. 
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if you could hang a label
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"For Hire" Oh??? 
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 Darkowl1
My exquisite Dark one Unaware of your own beauty You praise and nurture me As if it’s your divine duty Collector of the dead But he, himself, so full of life Even as this world stabs him With a poisoned jagged edged knife My heart is there with you Even when physically I’m not And hope you remember You are loved by us all a lot |
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No rain at night, it keeps me awake. (beats on metal roof- I am very noise sensitive} Health, happiness and comfort for my son, family, friends and self. Same for all of you, your friends, family and oh hell - keep it going, we should all be healthy, happy and have enough!!! A job I enjoy doing, that uses my best talents and pays me what I am worth. May I add just one more? May I , may I, may I? Thank you all for being so gracious...to be able to eat what I want, at least once in awhile and not become FAT again!
You can grant yourself that last one. Allow yourself pleasures, but in the right portion and keep things in balance by making sure to take a walk or some other activity to counterbalance the calories. |
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You have three wishes that will indeed come true, what would they be? Be careful, we do get what we wish for. 1 – To never make anyone around me feel a negative emotion (sad, angry, etc.) 2 – To have an extraordinary talent and be able to use it 3 – I can’t think of a third… will have to give this more thought. |
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Topic:
if you could hang a label
Edited by
alternativa
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Sat 07/11/09 04:29 PM
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My sister is reading these with me. She's not a member, but wants her label added:
Caution, may be hot. Sorry, goofed... she said that was for me. She's biased though. |
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if you could hang a label
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on yourself what would it be?...mine would have "as is" 
Violators will be towed at owner’s expense |
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Way to Start the Weekend
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I haven't decided whether or not I'm up to meeting that kid again from last weekend cause do I really feel like being seen naked? He was cute and young and interested but all that might freak me out a bit and be a bit much for my nervous system. Eh??? Do you meet him at a nudist beach? Why would someone you met last weekend be seeing you naked?
How are YOU starting the weekend? I'll be shoveling horsecr*p and doing other barn duties late this afternoon and evening. Yes, I live on the wild side... not.
well, we'll probably wind up kissing then he'll invite me to his place and i can't resist a big safe bed with a set of nice big man arms. you live on a farm, alternativa? i've always wondered what that must be like No, I don’t live on a farm. My sister rents 2 stalls on a farm. Basically, you rent the space but are still responsible for all duties involving your horses. I help out with those because my sister has health issues and because I like the way I feel after doing manual labor. |
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Way to Start the Weekend
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I haven't decided whether or not I'm up to meeting that kid again from last weekend cause do I really feel like being seen naked? He was cute and young and interested but all that might freak me out a bit and be a bit much for my nervous system. Eh??? Do you meet him at a nudist beach? Why would someone you met last weekend be seeing you naked?
How are YOU starting the weekend? I'll be shoveling horsecr*p and doing other barn duties late this afternoon and evening. Yes, I live on the wild side... not.
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need some help.
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i need some help or advice about a relationship. i was dating a girl for 4 months and up til a few days ago we were fine. until she said that she was dating another guy on and off while she was dating me. she broke up with me for him and well i want her back. even though she made me feel like crap i still want her back. i need advice on how i can convince her that im the man she should be with and no one else Do you know why she chose him over you? If not, find out. Most likely, there are things he does that you didn’t. You can’t change who you are, but maybe there are parts of you that you didn’t show to her that he did. Sometimes you like the heart and mind of more than one person and your deciding factor boils down to the way each treats you and which fulfills your needs at that time. |
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songs u want sang toyou....
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I had someone sing “To Make You Feel My Love” (see Billy Joel or Garth Brooks) recently to me over the phone.
 
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Do you believe in God?
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Abracadabra >
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My Mama always said....
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...."Don't eat the pointy french fries. They puncture your stomach". And "Don't sit on the cold marble stairs, you'll get a bladder infection". What kind of wisdom did your Mom share with you when you were little? "don't be pulling on your peter.you'll yank it off and end up like your sister,you know she used to be your brother,right?" 
I hope that didn't cause any trauma. |
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il mio cuore è il vostro
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