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What makes a man a man?
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A boy becomes a man when he stares in the face of the responsibilities and hardships of life, and doesn't need to call his mum. OR if he has a beard.
I have a beard. |
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what do you think of me?
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In that case i only mildly hate you!
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what do you think of me?
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There is not much information available for me to be able to form much of an opinion. Based solely on your shiny suit, i hate you!
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It was either the day my son was born, or the day i found a peanut under the sofa, i can't decide.
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Any day with trout is a good day for me.
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Married lady wanted
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Good luck with that, i think you will need it, you would probably be better off on a more pervy site than this one.
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I did, we now have a kid together and i am marrying her in June. Scotland and England though are not exactly far apart.
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OK, i was just being silly before, i will be serious from now.
Wait until she is in a deep sleep, then ask her by shouting at full volume through a megaphone held right up close to her ear. When she jumps up, smash her in the face with a custard pie. Get a friend to film it and post it on you tube. |
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Propose during sex. Seriously, she'll love you for it. but Dan IM is so much more sexy and romantic.......... I suppose it would be a good idea to propose on IM during cam sex. |
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My advice to you would be to type out your words in full and more people will take you seriously.
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I'm not on Mingle. Mingle is on me.
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Propose during sex. Seriously, she'll love you for it.
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Relative Detachment
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I like that i pick my nose about 17 times each hour. I like that you think of picking your massive English schnozz as you are wiping new born butt Brother! If i am wiping the baby's bum i get Lisa to pick my nose for me. Its not that i mind getting poo up my nose, more i dont want to get boogers on his crack or sack. |
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Hey, can YOU HEAR?
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I wonder if anyones ever prayed for god. :-3 Somebody should do |
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So if you could be a
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A Sphincter
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Personally i think you need more child in your picture than dog.
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Hard to tell, what do you write in your messages?
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Honestly? Nothing. I think absolutely nothing. But best of luck to ya anyway.
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Life is a joy
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The artist formally known as Prince?
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Topic:
Relative Detachment
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I like that i pick my nose about 17 times each hour.
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