LoL...Hey Glen, you think I don't know that??

I've been watching league scores on my phone for three seasons now (this is the 4th)...

Who is Chad Johnson?
Do you mean Chad Ocho Cinco?

As a Viking Fan I'm thankful that Millen has retained his job.

You're right about him but I can't see how they didn't see how bad he was when he first got there. Furthermore, besides their WR's Williams & Johnson, I can't see a damn thing the teams done right since he got there!

Let us have one of your WR's since you guys can safely maintain the Bottom of the NFC North without them

Stunt,

I like your #1's (Romo, Miller, Westbrooke & Edwards)
but to me it falls a bit short after that.

You might want to grab Hightower as a back up for when James gets phased out this season

Good luck...

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

__________

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'

__________

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'

__________

When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

__________

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .

__________

A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'

__________

A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'

__________

Then there
was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'

__________

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

__________

If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
__________

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

__________

First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

__________

'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'

__________

AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it
overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'

The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'

Obviously you're one of the people that bought into the Hype that Don King was selling; Yeah Tyson really looked good beating those chumps. Tyson was actually scheduled to fight my Grand mother too, But Don King stiffed her on the purse so she backed out (they got Tony the Tooth to fill in on short notice)

About Tyson being a harder hitter than Ali...pffft..

Follow this:

Lennox Lewis beat Tyson like a Rented Mule
Shannon Briggs after dropping Lewis three times to the canvas winded himself and lost to Lewis in the 4th or 5th round. After the fight Briggs made it a point to say in his interview that Lewis punching power wasn't in the same category as a 53 year old Big George Foreman. (Briggs was gifted the Heavy Weight belt by the Boxing hierarchy after winning one round and tie'n two rounds in a fight that went the distance). Foreman was known as the hardest hitter of the 70's (and possibly of all time) Where Ali was on THAT list of heavy hitters when Foreman was a BEAST!

Sorry, I don't buy Don Kings Hype that Tyson was one of the Greatest (or even that good) and I don't buy the Hype that he was in the league of the 70's Hard Hitters. It's too damn easy to beat down a Tomato Can and it skews how good Tyson actually was or Hit!

Dude, you'd be awesome at Trivia Pursuit! Holmes was the Beneficiary of a dead division after all the Good Boxers left; but Sphinx putting on weight to take the Heavy Weight division pretty much showed it. Although Sphinx was a Damn good CRUISER Weight Champion but congrats on naming the Campbells Tomato Soup Can line up of Nobody's and Has-Beens that Tyson beat...

Wow...Only one person listed Hendrix? Could you imagine what he could do with all the crap they made so other Guitarists could sound "like" him?

1 - Hendrix (and I don't even like most of his music)
2 - Eddie
3 - Richie Blackmore

Have to mention the Motor City Mad Man Ted Nugent & Santana

Sidney Rice, Min is a player and the #1 there (WR's that are good tend to break out in their 2nd year; he's in his 2nd year)

Anthony Gonzalez, Colts (will get left overs and have a few good games)...since you have Addai, I'd go with Rice....

I prefer spreading players out on different teams...
(That way you don't get killed if a team has a Defensive Game)

buy a vibrator, name it Mike and call it a day.....

Dr. Phil

LoL...See what I mean, nowadays women mix & heat this crap and think it's cooking... "Look honey, I made Mac & Cheese" and I'm suppose to be grateful

Yeah you like him, but that doesn't win Super Bowls!

There are plenty of #2 WR's out there I'm sure

Favre is now on the Jets (Someone will score TD's) Cotchry might be out there

Martz is now the Offensive Coordinator on the 49'ers (Someone will catch 90+ catches there and most of those WR's should be available Bryant Johnson might be available (or even Issac Bruce).

Bennett took Bruce's spot on the Rams

All the Falcon WR's might be available and Roddy White finished last season strong (and they have a QB this year)

Bears Hester could get WR's points & Kick off return points


LoL...All I'm saying is use Smith as your Mascot and keep him on the Bench (Taylor should do far better)

I'd appreciate it, but in today's day & age good luck! Women aren't built that way anymore......

But I like cooking too: I love cranking up the Ronco Showtime Rotisserie Oven: Leg of Lamb packed with Garlic, Pork Strip (with a Greek Marinade...Yumm), Baby Back Ribs are awesome, Stuffed Pork Loin...Every Christmas I get two ovens going and cook 30lbs of Prime Rib...Damn it, I'm getting hungry

Home cooking kicks butt over eating out......

Nicki, check your FA list, there has to be a better WR available than the Giants Steve Smith.....
How the hell did you get Addai & Jackson?

THIS is exactly why Boxing is a Joke! Tyson spent a career fighting Tomato Cans and half the people actually bought that he was a legit Champion. He spent the height of his career ducking Holyfield (for obvious reasons as you all saw when they did finally fight for real: Most don't know that Holyfield kicked his butt when they were both Golden Gloves fighters sparing in the same gym, Holyfield was a Cruiser Weight then too). Then later Tyson turned down $50,000,000 to step in the ring with Foreman (A 50 year old man). LoL... I still remember Foreman's quote "How's can the worlds most feared man be afraid to fight a 50 year old man" I challenge everyone to name THREE good fighters Tyson beat (If you can even name three of the Tomato Cans)...

Boxing hasn't been the same since Cassius Marcellus Clay was fighting! Stick a Fork in it, It's Done!!!!

Hitler would be a good one to kick the crap out of....
Some towel head running around still too...
So many A-holes, so little time....

LoL...Damn, I hope everyone stayed away from these teams tonight. Both the Giants & Redskins suck....

YES!!! It's about time!!! After a long Year plus wait...
Personally I don't have a problem understanding what's said...

Too bad it's the last season....

Looks like The Dark Knight is starting to see some huge numbers internationally as it jumps close to $50,000,000 since Thursday up to $921,498,337 landing it in 9th overall. Following are the pictures it jumped on its way to #9:


10 - 1993 Jurassic Park $920,100,000
11 - 2004 Shrek 2 $915,278,586
12 - 2005 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire $896,013,036
13 - 2007 Spider-Man 3 $891,930,303
14 - 2002 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets $878,987,880

The way it's climbing it should be at #5 after next weekend.
Following are the split in sales between US & International:

Total US Gross $504,798,337
International Gross $416,700,000
Worldwide Gross $921,498,337

You have some good players and I'm really impressed by some of your Depth, the only negative I see on your team is RB depth. Rudy Johnson got cut from the Bengals and is now the #2 on the Lions; although Williams should be a good #3 Backups of Jennings, Evans & Favre are pretty strong.