Yes Baby, we'll be very deep
Oh, and we'll be in the woods too

Looks like we might have a large showing, I'll bring one of those large Omar Tents and plenty of Alcohol

Any women want to go camping with me: it would be a great way to get acquainted

Personally, I hate BBQ'ed Ice Cream (the sauce never works out right and always clashes with the sweet ice cream)

OMG...Could you imagine how painful that trip might be if you two don't hit it off

Could be a long walk home if you don't put out

This is a crack up:

http://glumbert.com/media/baddayoffice

WOMAN'S POEM


Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father dies, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die,and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

I did what everyone does on the 4th of July

Went Furniture shopping for new bedroom furniture and saw the Hulk Oh, and I left my laptop at home

Geek alert, geek alert

I wouldn't even consider Fight Club since I would have never guessed ANYONE liked it! I wanted to sue the producer for wasting the time spent watching it....

I've moved to a State of Confusion several times, I'm sure it will happen soon enough again

Hey Terry, getting late but it's a long weekend so I'm hanging out late here How are things going for you?

Yeah, I can't believe Diana's leaving!!!
Let's stone her, we haven't had a good stoning for years....lol

At first the attraction is looks but it shifts to how you're treated.....

But lets be serious, it takes both to work....

After all, who wants to settle?

Yeah, things have changed a lot around here....oh the good ol days in JSH Not sure if it's running to another site over, after all it's just a cyber page on the WWW....

Oh God, I can't believe I'm doing this.
From personal experience, Vegas is Vegas no matter where you stay (because you don't have to stay glued to your Hotel): following are places I've stayed in sorted into two catagories:

Places worth staying:

Venetian
MGM
New York, New York
Tropicana
Mirage
Paris
Rio
Luxor
Bally's
Treasure Island
Hilton (the Old Hilton Rocks)
Palace Station (For the price it's great)
Wynn (but overrated for the $800 a night)


Try to find another place:

Stardust
Circus Circus
Riviera
Excalibur
Stratosphere


Places that look good (but I haven't stayed at yet)

Mandalay Bay (Awesome Pool: can stay elsewhere and pay to go)
Caesars Palace
The Updated Down Town Casinos (All four look good, fun & cheap)
Planet Hollywood

Hard Rock is too small (get's boring fast and I didn't even stay there Plus it's too far away from the strip)

Just my Opinion from experience.....

My Parent's live in Kauai (the Paradise Island of Hawaii): Waterfalls all over, they even have the TV shows "Fantasy Island" Waterfall about 5 minutes from my parents house

Too many to pick one: Greece, Thailand, Russia, Brazil (this could go on a while)...lol

I'll jump in here, They probably remember how to cook, clean and treat a Man.... Do I need to continue?

Yeppper... Been to what is now known as the Free Trade Zone area & Angeles City several times....

It was a Blast!!! Can't believe I haven't been back yet.....