A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is
Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep S H I T.'

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become Poly, Warner, Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Good Year and become MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become Knott NOW!

And

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name Titty Titty Bang Bang.

Only a bit over 15 million to go to get there:


Total US Gross $524,474,684
International Gross $460,000,000
Worldwide Gross $984,474,684

Not if the same judges sit ringside as against Forest Griffen: I still can't believe that outcome!!!!

The Longer UFC goes the more it emulates Boxing.....

Yep, the Dark Knight moved into the #4 slot this weekend with a total of $977,590,027. I think the final thing to see is "Will it top the Billion mark", here is where the numbers stand now:


Total US Gross $521,890,027
International Gross $455,700,000
Worldwide Gross $977,590,027


1 1997 Titanic $1,848,813,795
2 2003 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King $1,133,027,325
3 2006 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest $1,065,659,812
4 2008 Batman, The Dark Knight $977,590,027


I guess all we can do is wait an see....
http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/2008/BATM2.php

LoL...Well, I'm a Family Law Forensic Accountant that does Expert Witness work in court for the Attorney's: We do pretty good too

LMMFAO!!!

Obviously you do if you keep looking

You could just say thank you.... ...lol

It looks like it's starting to finally peter out but with a total of $971,408 the Dark Knight moved into #5 and it should move into the #4 slot after this weekend. Here's the numbers as they stand now:

Total US Gross $519,808,000
International Gross $451,600,000
Worldwide Gross $971,408,000


1 1997 Titanic $1,848,813,795
2 2003 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King $1,133,027,325
3 2006 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest $1,065,659,812
4 2001 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone $976,457,891
5 2008 The Dark Knight $971,408,000

Not much of a jump during the week again although I'm sure if they counted tonights numbers that it makes it into the top Five; currently it's at $951,238,453.


Total US Gross $513,238,453
International Gross $438,000,000
Worldwide Gross $951,238,453



1 1997 Titanic $1,848,813,795
2 2003 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King $1,133,027,325
3 2006 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest $1,065,659,812
4 2001 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone $976,457,891
5 2007 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End $952,420,425
6 2008 The Dark Knight $951,238,453


It should make it to #4 with the this Weekend numbers....

LoL, Hey Niki, I told you about Rice....

Boy, am I confused.

I have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us. I now find that to be RIDICULOUS. I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them. I have included the URL's for verification of all the following facts.

1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.

Verify at: http://tinyurl.com/zob77

2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.
Verify at: ttp://www.cis.org/articles/ 2004/fiscalexec.html

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://www .cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0.html

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
Verify at http ://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.

Verify at: http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html

9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

10.The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, the ir children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US .

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html

11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border; also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of
pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border. Verify at: Homeland Security Report: http://tinyurl.com/t9sht

12. The National Policy Institute, 'estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.'

Verify at: http://www.nationalpolicy institute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf

13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin.

Verify at: http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm

14. 'The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States .'

Verify at: http://www.dr dsk.com/articleshtml

The total cost is a whopping $338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.. Are we THAT stupid?

...lol wrong place...sorry

You think the war in Iraq is costing us too much? Read this:


Boy, am I confused.

I have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us. I now find that to be RIDICULOUS. I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them. I have included the URL's for verification of all the following facts.




1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.

Verify at: http://tinyurl.com/zob77

2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.
Verify at: ttp://www.cis.org/articles/ 2004/fiscalexec.html

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://www .cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0.html

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
Verify at http ://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.

Verify at: http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html

9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

10.The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, the ir children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US .

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html

11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border; also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of
pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border. Verify at: Homeland Security Report: http://tinyurl.com/t9sht

12. The National Policy Institute, 'estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.'

Verify at: http://www.nationalpolicy institute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf

13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin.

Verify at: http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm

14. 'The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States .'

Verify at: http://www.dr dsk.com/articleshtml

The total cost is a whopping $338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.. Are we THAT stupid?

Or as the Late Great Chick Hearn use to say:

"The lights are out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard, and the jello's jiggling"

or the Fat Lady is singing

Or "Stick a Fork in the Patriots, they are done!!!"

This should be titled "The Patriots are done for the season"

Not as good as last week but still pretty good this week at $25,000,000 and moving it into #6 with $944,798,000:

Total US Gross - $512,198,000
International Gross - $432,600,000
Worldwide Gross - $944,798,000

7 - 2007 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix $938,468,864
8 - 2002 - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers $926,284,377
9 - 1999 - Star Wars Ep. I: The Phantom Menace $924,288,297


Looks like it might still crack the Billion mark which will move it into #4 overall

Damn, how about that Micheal Turner.....