Cheech & Chong's "Up in Smoke" had to be the best "Stoner Flick"

But Penn in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" was the best character portrait:

And Grandma's Boy was funnier than the above (Jay is right, it's hilarious!): but it was more of a Gaming movie (with a lot Stoner ties)

Surprised nobody mention Beavis & Butthead Do America

Leverage on TNT has been on two nights now:

Anyone else like this?

DeAngelo Williams is the MAN!!!
He's almost single-handedly saved my Fantasy Football teams!!
Finally he's living up to what the scouts thought: too bad the Panthers didn't boot Foster a few seasons earlier (for teams sake)

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:


1.. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped into smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

I don't see what you're disappointed with about it?
I liked it and so did everyone I know that likes 24

LoL....It's not quite dead yet, just a little under $5,000,000 to go and it can make the Billion Dollar mark:


Theatrical Performance
Total US Gross $530,280,291
International Gross $465,100,000
Worldwide Gross $995,380,291

Had to drop in to pat myself on the back; sort of went like I said all along...

Although I thought Randy was going to take control, Lesnar looked like he was tiring at the end of the 1st round when Randy was throwing him around the fence. Although Lesnar's power was just too much in the end! That punch was more like a club to the back/side of the head that just knocked Randy's equilibrium out. Randy should be thankful Lesnar just wanted to show that Randy couldn't defend himself and hit him with a flurry of rabbit punches, instead of pounding a defenseless Coutore with a bunch of Bombs.

That stoppage was a must, It wasn't premature!!

We are the Three Wise Men

You don't look to wise to me walking around in Pig Sh*t in the middle of the night

"This is worse than a divorce , I've lost half of my net worth and I still have My Wife"

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God is, son?' The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?' Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, 'Where is God?' The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?' The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 'We are in BIG trouble this time! GOD is missing, and they think we did it!'

Is that Sara Palin?

Damn!!! Did I see this late or what.....
Would of been fun to be a tour guild a day or two...

Naw...It's Free Per-View ...lol

When is this fight?

Seriously? Awesome!!! I was actually a little bummed that it didn't make my predicted Goal of over a Billion...lol

As it slowly moves up to $993,000,000; it should have made it there tonight....

Theatrical Performance
Total US Gross $527,878,017
International Gross $465,100,000
Worldwide Gross $992,978,017

I'll go a bit against the grain here

I'll take Lesnar in a mauling: he's just too strong (I didn't see his last two fights, but he was pummeling Mir until the Ref stopped it with a bogus hit to the back of the head, which Mir spun in to)
Stevenson and his experience (although Florians height might through a wrench in it)
Catone (Amir just didn't impress me)
Gonzaga (He beat Hendricks already)

Okay Rotto Geeks,
If you have a spot open and need a RB, grab Ryan Torain or Hightower both should be the starter from this point on.