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Sun 03/01/15 12:30 PM
Edited by ridewytepony on Sun 03/01/15 01:01 PM

just now I keep getting.. viewed and sent nudges.... By dudes...tears ..
... curse my good looks and sense of humor.... but I suppose I should let them down gently.... never hurts to have a backup plan...noway .

lol when i read this post.

I guess we can relate to where woman are comming from for
once. Men can be pigs that don't get it.

What would make them hit on a guy that says he's seeking females?
If I was looking to get to know a female way of cold calling (which I'm neither looking or am I the type) I couldn't imagine even thinking about making a play on one who is stating an interest in same sex or that they are taken and/or not actively seeking.

You try a clean cut approach and you get tops looking for bottoms.
Try the roughboy and you get bottoms looking for tops..ha ha

I was in Edmonton when I joined mingles and that would happen all the time. I read something you wrote some time ago and it was very similar to what I wrote sometime earlier. I think you said you didn't know whether to be flatterd..or something to that effect.I always wondered if it was the same proposition I had? I think so.
Not aloud to discuss content from PM but I thought the same, thinking how many woman are wishing for that.
Funny thing is now I'm registered in the lower mainland
and I haven't had it happen once.



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Sun 03/01/15 11:12 AM






"Instant Replay"

Monday morning meeting, she chairs it
It really pizzed me off when they hired her
Window dressing, first impressions count
That office should have been mine!grumble

She had the look they wanted and a fresh attitude
Newly divorced and hot to the touch
She kept things cool with steel blue eyes and a high, tight azz
My blood flow escalated every time I looked at her
Thank God for the mahogany conference table
And my double pleated Armani slacks!blushing

Conditioned air ensured employee alertness
And held our attention
By accentuating her high points
Excuse me, could you run that by me again?shades

The other employees call her "Icy", but they don't
Three weeks in, she assigned seating
Said we needed better group interaction in order to
"Meet our goals"whoa

The only goal I can think about meeting involves my post
A grassy field
And the roar of the crowd when I tackle her...pitchfork

She fumbles,
I recover,
Run the ball a full 74 yards
And score!drool

I hate Mondays with a ******* passion!!ohwell



:tongue:

rofl





Nice one Leigh! Armani? Snazzy dresser? You and my missus would get on? Ha ha


TY Messi!!!....flowerforyou I'm glad you likey!...:wink: ...Kisses to the wee one and hugs to your missus!flowers
Nae bother Leigh, we're in Inverary, in Argyll today and might stay in Oban, overnight and home in the morning. Stunning up here, but i got wee kick up the arse from the missus for saying I was going fishing! happy drinker flowerforyou


"stunning DOWN there. "N thats what she said"..lol
Sounds Awesome,I want to eventually take advantage of my European citizenship and buy a "inside" sailboat down there or Spain.would be a nice getaway.

Nope, up there is what I meant about where I am, as it's north of Glasgow, Pony. So it's up there to me! If you buy a boat you'd love it here. Might do that after I retire some day and pass the business onto my sons and grandkid. The oldest one wants it just now, but he'll have to wait a good while yet, as I'm still in my prime just now. Spain's good also pony!drinker

got ya..I thought you were in the Mediterranean but boating up there would sure open your eyes as well. some of those narrows in the ebb n flow look like you'd be wise to navigate at slack tide.Claimed many a boats/lives. We have some good ones here. One famous one here between Vancouver Island and the mainland (Johnson straight)One would have gone through there had they taken an Alaska cruise. In 1958 they blasted up ripple rock to make it safer to pass. At the time it was known as the biggest man made explosion to date (non nuclear)
see: ripple rock explosion.
would be a video too

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Sun 03/01/15 10:44 AM

"surprised You serious!!!???!!!!...I'm not getting recycled ones this time??...You're the best Studley Sunshine Muffin!!smitten

Thank you for reading my poem babe!:heart:"



What. are you sayin,' my heroine?' "dead flowers" is "junk" talkin' "smack" "are you getting back "on the horse?"

And sometimes words have two meanings...
~what a word nerd


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Sun 03/01/15 10:17 AM




I think I have the same comment to this poem as I did to the last one.

"boing"

Is it normal to laugh and be aroused at the same time? kinda like "fine and dandy" great write Leigh. How do you no this $hit? I mean, been a female and all.I guess us dummies are just that dam obvious.
I wasn't obvious was Idrool? and if so what partdrool ?
how do you no this? Maybe you just have a vivid imagination?
flowers cuz the real ones you received are probably dead by now. well I guess they were dead the day they were cliped.
I did get them fresh from the graveyard but customs held them up for two weeks. Next time I will take a picture of what they looked like when I sent them.srry about that.rofl
Glad you and your mother are safe and well from the ice storm:heart:
I sent more flowers again last week,expect them sometime early this comming week.They have cleared customs. They were beautiful!

Love Pony




laugh laugh Merci...Danke...Gracias...!!!....(((((Pony)))))...I'm practicing for when we make our great escape!:tongue:

surprised You serious!!!???!!!!...I'm not getting recycled ones this time??...You're the best Studley Sunshine Muffin!!smitten

Thank you for reading my poem babe!:heart:


"You serious!!!???!!!!."

Well they are not really recycled.Just think of it like a 'middleman' or a delivery service. its the same really. They pick them up from the flower shop and put them down on the grass and drive away and I get them to you.
'They' can't enjoy them,You are the one that taught me/us that life is for the living babe.

I just hope I don't get charged for sending 'dead flower' through the US mail...rofl



happy Does that mean you're NOT sending them C.O.D. this time??!!...rofl rofl rofl
blushing thats right! You always have to save something for a surprise.
Can't give it ALL to 'them' at once
*save*

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Sun 03/01/15 09:55 AM




"Instant Replay"

Monday morning meeting, she chairs it
It really pizzed me off when they hired her
Window dressing, first impressions count
That office should have been mine!grumble

She had the look they wanted and a fresh attitude
Newly divorced and hot to the touch
She kept things cool with steel blue eyes and a high, tight azz
My blood flow escalated every time I looked at her
Thank God for the mahogany conference table
And my double pleated Armani slacks!blushing

Conditioned air ensured employee alertness
And held our attention
By accentuating her high points
Excuse me, could you run that by me again?shades

The other employees call her "Icy", but they don't
Three weeks in, she assigned seating
Said we needed better group interaction in order to
"Meet our goals"whoa

The only goal I can think about meeting involves my post
A grassy field
And the roar of the crowd when I tackle her...pitchfork

She fumbles,
I recover,
Run the ball a full 74 yards
And score!drool

I hate Mondays with a ******* passion!!ohwell



:tongue:

rofl





Nice one Leigh! Armani? Snazzy dresser? You and my missus would get on? Ha ha


TY Messi!!!....flowerforyou I'm glad you likey!...:wink: ...Kisses to the wee one and hugs to your missus!flowers
Nae bother Leigh, we're in Inverary, in Argyll today and might stay in Oban, overnight and home in the morning. Stunning up here, but i got wee kick up the arse from the missus for saying I was going fishing! happy drinker flowerforyou


"stunning DOWN there. "N thats what she said"..lol
Sounds Awesome,I want to eventually take advantage of my European citizenship and buy a "inside" sailboat down there or Spain.would be a nice getaway.

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Sun 03/01/15 09:29 AM
See that Sheep in my profile picture?
Notice he's not smiling? thats right, and eack Bighorn has about 20 females.Woman want a protector by nature.Masculinity,You're too FN nice!
I will give you a look into the female pysci from the extreme.
How many marrage proposals have you had lately? How many marriage proposals does your average serial killer get in the pen?
Believe it or not,quite a few.
When a woman says, "I wants to be treated right",
that statement is not what you think.I think you need to
figure that out first,then you will be on the right track.
Sure it will be subjective. You are listening to what YOU think they're saying but thats not what they're saying.

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Sun 03/01/15 08:43 AM


I think I have the same comment to this poem as I did to the last one.

"boing"

Is it normal to laugh and be aroused at the same time? kinda like "fine and dandy" great write Leigh. How do you no this $hit? I mean, been a female and all.I guess us dummies are just that dam obvious.
I wasn't obvious was Idrool? and if so what partdrool ?
how do you no this? Maybe you just have a vivid imagination?
flowers cuz the real ones you received are probably dead by now. well I guess they were dead the day they were cliped.
I did get them fresh from the graveyard but customs held them up for two weeks. Next time I will take a picture of what they looked like when I sent them.srry about that.rofl
Glad you and your mother are safe and well from the ice storm:heart:
I sent more flowers again last week,expect them sometime early this comming week.They have cleared customs. They were beautiful!

Love Pony




laugh laugh Merci...Danke...Gracias...!!!....(((((Pony)))))...I'm practicing for when we make our great escape!:tongue:

surprised You serious!!!???!!!!...I'm not getting recycled ones this time??...You're the best Studley Sunshine Muffin!!smitten

Thank you for reading my poem babe!:heart:


"You serious!!!???!!!!."

Well they are not really recycled.Just think of it like a 'middleman' or a delivery service. its the same really. They pick them up from the flower shop and put them down on the grass and drive away and I get them to you.
'They' can't enjoy them,You are the one that taught me/us that life is for the living babe.

I just hope I don't get charged for sending 'dead flower' through the US mail...rofl

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Sun 03/01/15 08:16 AM

Should I be making more jokes and such? I have a pretty good sense of humor but I can't think of anything clever just now.


More jokes and get that smile off your face.
Sounds conflicting I know. woman are conflicting!
If you want to attract "crazy" you got to be a little crazy.

I agree with Mikey too.
There is someone crazy out there for everyone..erm,something to that affect.

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Sun 03/01/15 08:02 AM
Edited by ridewytepony on Sun 03/01/15 08:03 AM


"Instant Replay"

Monday morning meeting, she chairs it
It really pizzed me off when they hired her
Window dressing, first impressions count
That office should have been mine!grumble

She had the look they wanted and a fresh attitude
Newly divorced and hot to the touch
She kept things cool with steel blue eyes and a high, tight azz
My blood flow escalated every time I looked at her
Thank God for the mahogany conference table
And my double pleated Armani slacks!blushing

Conditioned air ensured employee alertness
And held our attention
By accentuating her high points
Excuse me, could you run that by me again?shades

The other employees call her "Icy", but they don't
Three weeks in, she assigned seating
Said we needed better group interaction in order to
"Meet our goals"whoa

The only goal I can think about meeting involves my post
A grassy field
And the roar of the crowd when I tackle her...pitchfork

She fumbles,
I recover,
Run the ball a full 74 yards
And score!drool

I hate Mondays with a ******* passion!!ohwell



:tongue:

rofl





Nice one Leigh! Armani? Snazzy dresser? You and my missus would get on? Ha ha
"Getting on"...ha ba..got a double entendre going on in the UK somewhere. Ok. good thing we're bubs.:laughing:

Nice to see ya. just to tired to be on much lately.
I did read your carrot joke. lmao

Here is one my. Dad told me years ago.
Obviously from across the miles.

*Man at the bus stop with no legs and the driver pulls up,
opens the door and says "how ya gettin' on mate?




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Sun 03/01/15 07:43 AM
I think I have the same comment to this poem as I did to the last one.

"boing"

Is it normal to laugh and be aroused at the same time? kinda like "fine and dandy" great write Leigh. How do you no this $hit? I mean, been a female and all.I guess us dummies are just that dam obvious.
I wasn't obvious was Idrool? and if so what partdrool ?
how do you no this? Maybe you just have a vivid imagination?
flowers cuz the real ones you received are probably dead by now. well I guess they were dead the day they were cliped.
I did get them fresh from the graveyard but customs held them up for two weeks. Next time I will take a picture of what they looked like when I sent them.srry about that.rofl
Glad you and your mother are safe and well from the ice storm:heart:
I sent more flowers again last week,expect them sometime early this comming week.They have cleared customs. They were beautiful!

Love Pony

ridewytepony's photo
Sat 02/28/15 06:53 AM

Who's Paul?


The walrus WAS Paul..looking though a glass onion

Oh no you mean the walrus died?


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Fri 02/27/15 11:15 PM
Who's Paul?

ridewytepony's photo
Fri 02/27/15 11:14 PM
did they say the Enquirer..well thats got to be reputable rofl

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Fri 02/27/15 06:59 AM
Edited by ridewytepony on Fri 02/27/15 07:03 AM
lol
Hey poncho..good man and you?
Idon't
know how to say this without sounding. ..you
know!..because of are avitars

Do you want to rub horns...no
do you want to lock horns...no thats not right either?
Anyway that one doesn't have horns yet.

About the earing? I can't remember which side means hes gay and which side means he's into grass? Or did that all change at the end of the 20th century?


I usually cut in the oil patch in the winter as you get to many fogged out days on the coast as most is heli falling.
plus the patch I can get truck and side by side rentals or snowmobile.

Since that all went to $hit I'm doing mountain pine Beetle control down the east side of the rocks, from Grande Praire AB.
4 hour drive per day and I get payed by the tree.
Some guys are in a camp and are fifteen minutes from their wood.
still working out but long days.


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Fri 02/27/15 06:22 AM
Not at all, The people that work in those places are very sexually open and so am I. One time at whistler mountain, on a day trip (wife & three kids) I ran in to the shop as we planed and the hot sales lady give me alot of 'inside information'I loved how open she was. most enjoyable and memorable moment.Don't ask me about the skiing.

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Fri 02/27/15 05:45 AM
Edited by ridewytepony on Fri 02/27/15 05:47 AM
Yes they are real everywere mainly except the area you mentioned,
None of the people are real there. Don't ask me to explain it.
There are some theories such as aliens are using female for avatars
but many think that is not just in the areas mentioned above.
I guess a lot of the personality is similar,the difference been,they prob you.
All I can say is be thankful they didn't reply.



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Sat 02/07/15 08:59 PM



My Everton, my beautiful Everton, I'm so vodkarised right now but I don't care, I just wanted to say how much I love you and how proud you make me feel.
We have nothing, but we'll always have each other
have been waiting to get you drunk .. Laughing .. Hey sexcy drunk girl :heart:

Blondey, I'm glad it was a draw today, some of my family are reds so although none of us are happy, none of us are sad either.
How you been and how is Fox


All look at your black eyes in the mirror and just..laugh it off.
'Reds' rule so Don't droolofftopicwhat hey wait...

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Thu 02/05/15 09:08 PM

This one was written for the man who "had me at hello"...I will always love you!:heart:


Choices...

When first we spoke
I felt your spirit
hot upon my brow
T'was winter here
but colder there
where you stood
in the morning sun
wanting me...

I could hear the sweat
in your voice
taste the salt of it
on my quivering lips...

And though the
miles separated us
your warm caress
was more than enough
to satisfy my dream of you...

More than enough
to comfort me
when faint stars glowed
and lust revealed our story...

I'd rather have
the promise of you
than lay my head
on the chest of another
as he traces the curve
of my unyielding body...

For only your voice,
smoldering with thoughts of me,
can melt this cautious heart
Only your sigh,
incorrupt,
can wet my innermost desire...





Is it about me ? or am I "the guy" as you say "lay my head
on the chest of another
as he traces the curve
of my unyielding body..."


because that sounds pretty good too!
Just funnin'ya babe.
It rather have it all,and you're not kidding,You didn't let it go easy.
I loved it! very special to me.
<3flowers

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Thu 01/29/15 08:30 AM
Edited by ridewytepony on Thu 01/29/15 08:40 AM
Yeah...I found out why they called it "HIGH"school. I just quit smoking 20 joints a day.Quit!
And listened for a few more years . You're in Edmonton? I have trouth moubles when its -30 to -40c.

OK I'm 5 hours away in GP working a few hours down the rocks but there is a guy in oil town called
no1Phd and he will be happy to tutor you.

Seriously be patient. you got a little sister?

maybe you could practice kissing on her? IDK..just putting it out there.

Sometimes we need to go out of our confort zone.

Just like kissing your sister...it seems awkward at first but if you do it long enough. ..you'll get used to it.

OK there is an intelligent message in there...somewhere





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Thu 01/29/15 07:47 AM
If you were in a fight would you rather be punched in the face or punch someone in the face? There you will have your answer.
I don't believe "neither" was an option.

Of course I would feel bad to tell someone I don't love them,in most cases.



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