I thought I met "My Knight in Shining Armour" one time......he turned out to be a retard wrapped in Tin Foil.......But try try try again......lol lol

Serial killers.

This is why "They" lock me here in this room and tell me "See? See why we can't let you have nice things?"

No, but honestly...It doesn't matter what I break the ice with as soon as the question of "What do you like to do?" is followed by the answer "I like to study serial killers." Well, I mean, it doesn't typically go too far past that point.

Well, if a bona fide therapist says so...then I guess the healthiest thing for me to do is finish this bottle of wine I just opened.

If you're in a store, buying a certain CD, by one of your favourite bands/singers, sometimes someone will come up to you and say something like "Oooh, I love them", so you get talking about it. Or when I let my dog into the front garden, people see it through the gaps of the bars in my gate, and that has passers-by asking me all about him. I've been to group therapy before, and it was nice to just be able to vent to people who had more time to listen. I prefer group therapy, to one on one, as you can conversate with other phobics.

If 2 + 2 = 5, I won't use pennies.

I'll use 100 dollar bills!

But Traumer, some of those might be better used AFTER you've broken the ice....

....with your new cell or asylum mates.

Besides economic value, how about copper value and production costs?

I was reading something the other day that stated it costs 2.41 cents to make a penny. In that case...

2+2=9.64

what is it we are supposed to be in the mood for again?

What are some good small talk topics you've found to be helpful ice breakers in social situations where you may not know many people?

I am still waiting for someone to produce five American pennies from two pairs of American pennies.

I don't think ill be finding my knight in shining armorial anytime soon but hey its worth a try right!

For me, a compatible guy...

Reads. A lot. Fiction and nonfiction both. Bonus points for reading science fiction.

Loves music. A wide variety. Especially classic alternative/New Wave, classic rock, jazz, blues, classical, Celtic.

Enjoys live theater.

Is articulate and is fascinated by language. Bonus: Can speak/read/write at least one language other than English, and/or is interested in learning.

Is a "people person", outgoing and friendly, gregarious, and thrives on the company of others.

Is adventurous, open-minded, intellectual and enjoys spending time with like-minded people.

Is light-hearted and doesn't take himself too seriously.


Optional elements for which he may earn bonus points:

He writes. Extra bonus if he writes fiction. Infinite extra bonus points if he writes science fiction.

He sings or plays an instrument

He enjoys theater as a participant as well as an audience member.

He is willing to dance with me even if he isn't a good dancer.

What does it matter?...Human rights are not honoured by either country.

I was going to post this 12 hours ago but this site crashed. Figures. This place must have been created by a man. Here is my rebuttal to your 10 points, which was obviously written by an insecure bitter loser who no matter how much he chased women, he constantly kept getting rejected. Sound familiar, gentlemen? Who is really the desperate one here? Remember that women get thousands of responses and have way more choices than men, who are usually doing the chasing. Knock yourselves out, men. There are plenty more where you came from. We are neither desperate nor worried. Rejection makes men bitter and nasty to women and they cut them down by writing essays on why the women are not worthy. How hilarious and transparent. 10 REASONS YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR US 1. If we are being sarcastic and intimidating, that means we find you unattractive and unappealing. If we found you interesting, we would smile at you and give you come hither looks. We may come off haughty for a reason. We realize you're not good enough. We are doing you a favor because we don't want to waste your time and especially our own. Would you rather we lied and led you on and toyed with you when you're obviously not attractive? 2. Since when did these attributes make a man perfect? Well-built, neat, romantic, hardworking, honest, God-
fearing, faithful, dark, tall and handsome gentleman
man from a good background who has a good job, drives a good car and loves a woman unconditionally. Or maybe realistically we should be looking for scrawny, sloppy, insensitive, unromantic, lazy, liar, atheist, cheater, redheaded, short, and ugly slimeball with a criminal background who has no job, no car, and will be a heartless, coldblooded jerk? Sadly, we don't have to look hard to find those types. 3. Desperation has a smell now? What exactly is that odor? Fishy? Sulfur? Sweat? Stinky feet? We'll make sure to wash it off better. Or maybe it's the smell of annoyance men sense when women see them as rude, irritating jerks. 4. First I pay too little attention to my appearance. 5. Now, I pay too much attention to my appearance. Looks like (no pun) a woman cannot win here, just like in any discussion with a man. Although, men will be quick to say the same about women. 6. If a woman was attracted to you, your libido would not be an issue. We are tigers in bed but only if you bring it out in us. How you do that is by complimenting and praising a woman, for starters, instead of cutting us down. We dislike rudeness, insults and snarky remarks just like you do. That's a major attraction killer and we will avoid YOU like the plague. Another attraction killer is stinginess. If a man is stingy with his possessions, he will also be stingy with his love. This is a well known truth. I didn't have to add all these tips but I was feeling generous. You're welcome. The other ways to impress us you will have to figure out by yourself. Good luck. 7. How are we boring? This needs elaboration. And so are you. I'll elaborate when you do. 8. We nag because you are a scrawny, sloppy, insensitive, unromantic, lazy, liar, atheist, cheater, redheaded, short, and ugly slimeball with a criminal background who has no job, no car, and will be a heartless, coldblooded jerk. We are just trying to make you into a better person. You should be thanking us that we even make the effort and take the time to help someone so unworthy. 9. I'm insecure? Maybe it's because you are unromantic and consider your work or sword collection more worthy of your attention than me. Show me the love, baby. 10. I just know my value and yes, millions of men find me attractive. Deal with it. I thought men want robots. They can't handle a REAL woman with thoughts, emotions and a life. Yup, go find yourself a robot, or better yet, an inflatable doll, since you are neither ready or worthy of a real woman.