Community > Posts By > SimplicityAtItsBest
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Is sex all men think about?
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I'm leaving this thread before I turn lesbian or something ![]() Lezzy-ism aint easy. Believe me, I tried..didn't work. Oops. Back to being 'me'..whatever that is. ![]() woohoo!! good day for men everywhere... especially Chicago... Did ya know.... ...That Chi-town has more gay men than women????? ![]() well, i guess they are excluded from my last comment...i'm not sure, but i don't think gay men are competition for women... Not really. I get along with gay men surprisingly well, and there's no competition ![]() |
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Would you move?
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Sure. If the price is right, why not. ![]() Simplicity, in your case, a move to another state would mean escaping a state that has the worst credit rating in the USA. That should be worth something. ![]() Nah, I'll wait for the 'moolah.' |
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The PERFECT someone?
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My mythical person visits me in my dreams every night.
He has wings and can fly ~ ![]() |
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Women that use million dollar words Women that dont shave thier legs and underarms Women that talk or text during a date Women that have to be right all the time Women that over apply make up I totally agree: MEN that use million dollar words MEN that dont shave thier legs and underarms MEN that talk or text during a date MEN that have to be right all the time MEN that over apply make up Yep. You'd be surprise how many there are out there ![]() |
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Would you move?
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Sure. If the price is right, why not.
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Because 98.9 % of woman are crazy and ungratful You are Wrong!!!! ..More like 99.5% |
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define LOVE!
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what is love for you? greasy food and beer while watching a crappy sci-fi movie Sounds good to me. Ya'll read my mind! |
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sex on first date
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Do really BOYS like SEX ON FIRST DATE? Yep. Sometimes they don't even want the date...just the sex. It's a caraaazy world out there. Be careful, Dear. |
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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 22
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'SHAKEN'
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It's Lame.
But I like lame, so it's all good... ![]() |
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Sasquach Big Foot search
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This summer I will be embarking into the natural forest of north east Oklahoma in search of Big Foot. I will camp out in the woods with sophisticated camera and audio equipment to record the events. This will be the most intensive search that has been done to date. Pray for me. I hope that I come back.. alive. Cool. If you do see him, please tell him I said 'Hi!' ![]() |
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Women that use million dollar words Women that dont shave thier legs and underarms Women that talk or text during a date Women that have to be right all the time Women that over apply make up I totally agree: MEN that use million dollar words MEN that dont shave thier legs and underarms MEN that talk or text during a date MEN that have to be right all the time MEN that over apply make up Yep, definitely missed you around here. Awwe... So nice to be missed ![]() |
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Women that use million dollar words Women that dont shave thier legs and underarms Women that talk or text during a date Women that have to be right all the time Women that over apply make up I totally agree: MEN that use million dollar words MEN that dont shave thier legs and underarms MEN that talk or text during a date MEN that have to be right all the time MEN that over apply make up |
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best convo starter
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Approach prospect and say: 'Hi, I know this is lame...but 'Hi' anyway.' (twitch nervously) (Now walk away) ![]() ![]() Now that's funny. Walk up with a limp then pull of a joey how U doin? Hahaha. How wrong. I meant useful info. Hey, if it works for ya, go for it! |
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guys that don't read your profile to find out what your looking for then get upset when you don't want to befriend them due to the fact that they are over 8000 miles away! guys that think they are God's gift to women and absolutely gorgeous (in their mind) and have no idea why you don't want to marry them instantly, despite the fact they are from another culture, another country and don't even have a clue who you are or what you are about. After being on here for less than 1 day, I blocked half of the people that were contacting me, as I couldn't believe the crap I was getting from them, let alone the rude comments. I have been contacted by some very nice people, which makes up for it, but guys, please read the profiles, it will let you know what someone is interested in. You can set age and distance limit in your mail settings. I think it's bc they get (overly) excited when they see a new fish in the pond. Lol. There should be a setting where you can put 'seeking for intimate encounter with inanimate object'. ![]() |
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New
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K, let's talk about pizza...
...cuz I'm hungry ![]() |
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for the quiet shy guy
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If you wanna grab anything, grab your own balls and see how that works. Lol. Trying to impress others, really. I think I best sleep at night if I please myself
![]() *ahem*...on a serious note, I agree w/what Teditis said about success is being comfortable with yer own skin~ ![]() |
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Nice 'essay.' For real.
My advice....take a deep breath...and blow out all that anger. Lol. And about what that lady said to you: take it with a grain of salt, and move onto something better. Not everyone out there is like that. Good luck. |
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![]() i blame the women... ...PMS, right? ![]() |
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