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Mon 05/12/08 03:53 PM
Isn't that what Jim Jones said? In Guyana? In 1978? Before his entire comminity drank cyanide laced Kool-Aid?

I'll take my chances with Vodka... smokin drinker

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Mon 05/12/08 03:50 PM
But... But... I kinda like it here... noway

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Mon 05/12/08 03:48 PM
Edited by rtaylor74 on Mon 05/12/08 03:48 PM


wow! that's how people see me? I probably shouldn't be surprised, I was after all intentionally being irreverent when I wrote that. But in reality, couldn't be farther from the truth.

1) Would LOVE to find someone to commit to. Never been a commitment-o-phobe. Just a looneyphobe...

2) Very affectionate, more so than most men probably...

3) Not nearly as arrogant as I seem... OK, maybe I am, but I'm also very self depricating

I basically put all that up to weed out the weak, retarded and those in need of a session or two with Dr. Phil. However, you're probably right. I do come across quite the a$$hole...

But, I just can't force myself to be cookie cutter with the "I just want a woman I can cuddle with" profile. Just typing that made me vomit in my mouth a little.

But thanks! Great feedback... drinker flowerforyou


LOL...don't see it as a weakness or giving in...see it as an intelligent move....like in chess bigsmile laugh bigsmile laugh bigsmile :wink:


OK... I changed it... I think it'll get me a date... happy

Whaddaya think?

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Mon 05/12/08 03:35 PM
wow! that's how people see me? I probably shouldn't be surprised, I was after all intentionally being irreverent when I wrote that. But in reality, couldn't be farther from the truth.

1) Would LOVE to find someone to commit to. Never been a commitment-o-phobe. Just a looneyphobe...

2) Very affectionate, more so than most men probably...

3) Not nearly as arrogant as I seem... OK, maybe I am, but I'm also very self depricating

I basically put all that up to weed out the weak, retarded and those in need of a session or two with Dr. Phil. However, you're probably right. I do come across quite the a$$hole...

But, I just can't force myself to be cookie cutter with the "I just want a woman I can cuddle with" profile. Just typing that made me vomit in my mouth a little.

But thanks! Great feedback... drinker flowerforyou

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Mon 05/12/08 03:21 PM

Now it will truly be a bachelor pad with some carnival prize beer mirrors on the wall!


laugh laugh laugh nah, I'm just gonna tape up some pics I cut out of Penthouse and Juggs magazines...

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Mon 05/12/08 03:16 PM

Blind date mind you:

Walked in after the date, sat down to the TV. Iof course sat next to also beside him but no where close. He leaned back and said and I quote: "I paid, now you need love on me baby" And meant it with all seriousness.

He was promptly asked to leave and never return.


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh (snort)

Love on me???

Shoulda gave him butterfly kisses and a wedgie!!

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Mon 05/12/08 03:12 PM

congratsflowerforyou


Thank you maam... flowerforyou

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Mon 05/12/08 03:12 PM

Uh huh.... I hope your move is going well, unpacking and all. I bet your ex is bent. :tongue:


Ahhh... Well, let's just say she wishes she'd made the cut right about now... smokin

I HATE unpacking. It looks like a scene from Saving Private Ryan in here right now...

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Mon 05/12/08 03:08 PM



Congratulations! I've missed your posts, dear sir.


Thank ya maam.. I appreciate it... i'm trying to get back into the swing here. I've been busy running from the law... smokin


Yeah? Do tell! :tongue:


All I can say is it's hard out here for a frugal pimp... glasses

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Mon 05/12/08 03:07 PM
She told me she was married, it was an open relationship, and she and her husband 'shopped' for me. They wanted me to have sex with her while her husband watched...

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Mon 05/12/08 03:05 PM

Congratulations! I've missed your posts, dear sir.


Thank ya maam.. I appreciate it... i'm trying to get back into the swing here. I've been busy running from the law... smokin

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Mon 05/12/08 03:02 PM

I think JSH beats it all.laugh Maybe we should have out own gameslaugh


The JSH special olympics... We're ALL weiners! I mean winners

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Mon 05/12/08 03:00 PM

rtaylor.........she was a cosby kid right?



Yeah, not bad! Your knowledge of the dark side is impressive! drinker

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Mon 05/12/08 02:59 PM
porn

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Mon 05/12/08 02:59 PM

Put it on Mtv Cribslaugh


I don't have a fridge full of Cristal... It's more like Fat Tire and Pyramid drinker drinker drinker drinker

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Mon 05/12/08 02:58 PM

erm pimp and xhibit help the english lady out here lol


laugh

oops... i forgot, you UK folks aren't subjected to the same mindless MTV rubbish we are force fed. If you don't know Pimp My Ride from MTV, you're lucky...

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Mon 05/12/08 02:57 PM
thats a sure sign of JSH addiction. First step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

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Mon 05/12/08 02:56 PM
My new house. It's pimp. And I didn't even need Xhibit to help with it.

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Mon 05/12/08 02:55 PM

Poor dear men...I will help you if you ask...I see so many of you with profiles that just suck...pics that suck...no way you will get a girl...you need HELP! I will be brutally honest to help you catch the girl of your dreams...just let me know to look at your profile and I will scrutinize it when I have time and make some suggestions for you. bigsmile


I love makeovers. I haven't had one since Tempest Bledsoe went off the air...

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Mon 05/12/08 02:52 PM



I dont like dr's or pills... anyone have any home remedies I should try?


Rum and Negro


Ill take one of those please drinker drinker drinker

Or you could just come over and take care of me bigsmile


Yes maam, I'm on my way smokin

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