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Mon 02/04/08 10:23 PM


Normal? grumble What is normal? noway I woulndn't have named my self dysFUNctional if I were normal? laugh laugh
Go read the Cat In The Hat if you want normal!!!


Now wait a minute... Is Cat in the Hat normal? I think not.. Nothing about Dr. Seusss was normal... He was like us!!! laugh



Exactly what I am trying to say!!!!

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Mon 02/04/08 10:21 PM

since when is the dat in the hat normal????????????????????laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh




exactly my point even he is not normal!!

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Mon 02/04/08 10:20 PM
Exactly my point even he is not "normal" laugh

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Mon 02/04/08 06:36 PM
Normal? grumble What is normal? noway I woulndn't have named my self dysFUNctional if I were normal? laugh laugh
Go read the Cat In The Hat if you want normal!!!

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Sun 02/03/08 09:52 PM
These are not meant to offend anyone and since I have Chinese I figured I would post them since they are funny. They are better if said out loud.

1) That's not right.........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?...........Hu Yu Hi Ding
3) See me ASAP..............................Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man...............................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table...............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift.............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................Wai So Dim
10)I thought you were on a diet............Wai Yu Mun Ching
11)This is a tow away zone..................No Pah King
12)Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13)Staying out of sight.....................Lei Ying Lo
14)He's cleaning his automobile.............Wa Shing Ka
15)Your body odor is offensive..............Yu Stink Ki Pu
16)Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah

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Sun 02/03/08 09:32 PM
I cannot see,
I cannot pee,
I cannot chew,
I cannot screw,
Oh My God, What Can I do?

My memory shrinks,
My hearing stinks,
No sense of smell,
I look like hell,
My mood is bad-Can you tell?

My body's drooping,
Have trouble pooping,
The Golden Years have come at last,
The Golden Years can kiss my *ss!!!

I must admit that I got this off Funny Junk.com

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Thu 01/31/08 09:28 PM
who said that??? For me it depends upon the man!!!

flowerforyou :wink: happy bigsmile

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Thu 01/31/08 09:26 PM
Honey I think you have a nice profile and congratulations. Continue to stand your ground and stick to being a virgin and I'm proud to call you part of the female gender. You go girl and keep telling it like it is. Thumbs up to you and your beau.

drinker drinker drinker

PS I have no idea what FGAS's are either???????

flowerforyou

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Thu 01/31/08 01:22 PM
Hi Princess,

Welcome. Checked out your profile just for the heck of it and I think you did a nice job and that you are a cutie. Good Luck and be careful. Have'nt found it on this site but on other sites some guys are out to screw you flowerforyou smokin drinker bigsmile :wink: happy

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Thu 01/31/08 06:14 AM
Hey Recent-- Not sure wo u r asking that question to but I'm about 50 miles west of Riverside. Long Beach, Lakewood Area
drinker drinker drinker flowerforyou

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Thu 01/31/08 06:08 AM
Good Morning ya nut! But you got me to look.laugh My morning coffee is usually black and strong, unlike my men, (Cause I don't have any) laugh laugh laugh sad bigsmile

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Wed 01/30/08 07:26 PM
To each his own flowerforyou whatever floats your boat. Just be happy :wink: on this site we can't tell how old a person is till we click on their profile so if someone hits on you that you don't like all you have to do is say NO!!!!

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Wed 01/30/08 04:53 PM
a man's big dress shirt! that's all bigsmile

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Wed 01/30/08 04:06 PM
8 flowerforyou

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Sun 01/27/08 08:52 PM
Well what I think is even more offensive is the pic of the hairy back, I would get rid of that first then the part about being the horniest. Also on this site you need to watch the language as it can get you tossed. I would change the one word that looks like this to this "a**hole"

Good luck

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Sun 01/27/08 08:45 PM
Jeremy

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Sun 01/27/08 12:54 PM
Sweetheart you are not going to have any problems here. Welcome to fun. For the most part we are all here for fun and you'll get that here. Love your pics

flowerforyou bigsmile happy

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Sat 01/26/08 07:27 AM
I suggest just letting things happen. There are certain things that you cannot change, (like the fact that you are moving in up the street from him). If you really love your boyfriend you'll stay that way, if not then you'll know.

Sweetie you're 18, your're not suppose to be stressing over things like this. Life should be about having fun right now. Enjoy it!!

Also, checked out your profile and I like the fact that you don't think you need to show skin to be cute and sexy!

Good Luck honey, I'm prayin' for ya.

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Fri 01/25/08 09:05 AM
Hey Judy, You rock babe!

Some of these girls ask for a rating,(don't need to mention names), we give them our "motherly" advice and they respond by saying that their going to listen to us as much as they listen to their mothers!

Can't they see that they lack what some of us "older women" have? Class, respect, esteem, confidence, poise, grace, experience, knowledge, MEN AND FUN, just to name a few.

Good going girl!!!

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Fri 01/25/08 08:46 AM
Edited by dysFUNctional on Fri 01/25/08 08:47 AM
I thought that this first dance video was worth sharing because I think it's really funny. Something I would definitely do!

So copy, paste, watch and enjoy!


http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=weddingfirstdance


laugh bigsmile :heart:

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