Topic: The Cat In The Hat On Aging
dysFUNctional's photo
Sun 02/03/08 09:32 PM
I cannot see,
I cannot pee,
I cannot chew,
I cannot screw,
Oh My God, What Can I do?

My memory shrinks,
My hearing stinks,
No sense of smell,
I look like hell,
My mood is bad-Can you tell?

My body's drooping,
Have trouble pooping,
The Golden Years have come at last,
The Golden Years can kiss my *ss!!!

I must admit that I got this off Funny Junk.com

boneyjoe's photo
Sun 02/03/08 09:34 PM
yep,,,,,sounds like th golden years,,,,,,,,,wheres th gold

Fadedspirit's photo
Sun 02/03/08 09:35 PM
Funny but true laugh laugh laugh That's why I refuse to get any older.

Chris73's photo
Sun 02/03/08 10:07 PM

Funny but true laugh laugh laugh That's why I refuse to get any older.

i second that notionlaugh laugh drinker flowerforyou

Noden's photo
Mon 02/04/08 05:14 AM
laugh laugh flowerforyou