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Tue 02/26/08 07:41 AM

Here's the thing... you have tons of other threads in this same vein. Go back to those and post there to bump them up.

I think it's great you like his profile. I'm sure it's great. Enjoy it.. really. But it seems odd you make a thread about it every day. Every day.....sometimes more than once. I remember what Hannibal Lector pointed out to Clarice Starling in Silence of the Lambs... "we covet what we see every day" laugh

It is just really odd. To the point where one can't help but wonder why.



tck, tck, tck ,tck and like a fine wine it changes with age my dear, tck, tck, tck

I will take all comments into careful consideration when I'm not coveting his profile love

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Tue 02/26/08 07:36 AM


are u and smiless a item and that is why ur so obsessed with his profile?


are ya??? huh? huh?? are ya !?love
DO TELL!!bigsmile



I'll never tell!!! That's between me, him and his wife drinker bigsmile laugh (oh and 3000 miles)

U R funny Country. Love ya girlflowerforyou

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Tue 02/26/08 07:09 AM
Once again Country drinker drinker noway noway

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Tue 02/26/08 07:08 AM

LMMFAO!!!!
ROMFf!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



DITTO!!!!!!laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 02/26/08 07:07 AM
The info and jokes in his profile is just great.drinker Didn't think I would stop LMAO again! laugh For those of you who haven't seen it check it out! For those of you who have seen it and love it let us let him know!!!drinker smokin flowerforyou And for those of you who are tired of hearing drinker smokin it, put your big girl panties on and deal with it!!!

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Tue 02/26/08 07:01 AM
Edited by dysFUNctional on Tue 02/26/08 07:02 AM
Yup, I did and did "it" in the office. I was young and stupid then.laugh What was I thinking?noway Wait I still am young, just more edumacated!!!!

blushing drinker smokin flowerforyou laugh

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Tue 02/26/08 06:58 AM
I Love It!!! laugh laugh laugh flowerforyou smokin drinker

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Tue 02/26/08 06:54 AM
Personally I prefer it drinker Shows good character, responsibility, devotion and LOVE. What more could a woman ask for? flowerforyou smokin drinker

I would scoop you up in a heartbeat!!flowerforyou bigsmile

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Tue 02/26/08 06:51 AM
laugh drinker Go Grandma!!!

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Mon 02/25/08 10:27 PM
Edited by dysFUNctional on Mon 02/25/08 10:27 PM
Good night Zanne and sleep well...I'm going there too flowerforyou

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Mon 02/25/08 10:12 PM
Oh Tom you are funny. laugh

Good Night and Happy Birthday again!!!!

drinker smokin flowerforyou bigsmile

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Mon 02/25/08 02:37 PM
Another good one Tom. And Happy Birthday!!!flowerforyou smokin drinker :heart:

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Mon 02/25/08 08:46 AM
Edited by dysFUNctional on Mon 02/25/08 08:46 AM
I'm so sorry to hear that rj:cry:

But be fore-warned that there are also people who will chat forever, and say they are in Africa on business and say they are willing to relocate and are coming to meet you, send flowers and candy and the day before they say they can't get out of the country for some reason and want to send you a check to cash for them and have western union it to them, Oh and they are widowed and have a kid (I had this happen to me 3 times!). None of them got any money or anything from me....anyway the moral of the story...looker beware!flowerforyou huh noway

Oh and they are also gorgeous!

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Mon 02/25/08 08:35 AM
That's cutelaugh flowerforyou

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Mon 02/25/08 08:26 AM

He is going to be like my morning paper...

coffee in hand to.....laugh :wink: bigsmile



That's great I love it...mine too drinker smokin flowerforyou laugh

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Mon 02/25/08 08:26 AM


Hey, I'm really glad to hear the positive comments. Since other people have given me crapgrumble

I love his profile and think he does a great job!!

Thank you Smilessdrinker smokin flowerforyou


no reason for crap...

ya either got it or u don't..

And if you do..then welcome and recongnize...

and learn something new each day..or like he wants to do..is make ppl laugh...

Don't see anything wrong with that...

Maybe cause in 3 wks..he has almost 1500 friends...lmao

John..I watched that happen....:wink: laugh :smile: flowerforyou flowerforyou


Thank you very much that is how I feelflowerforyou

And because I believe in him and love what he is doing, I continue to do it.drinker

It was some of the old timers that slung their crap. They got the problemexplode


flowerforyou smokin drinker

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Mon 02/25/08 08:13 AM
Edited by dysFUNctional on Mon 02/25/08 08:13 AM
Hey, I'm really glad to hear the positive comments. Since other people have given me crapgrumble

I love his profile and think he does a great job!!

Thank you Smilessdrinker smokin flowerforyou

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Mon 02/25/08 08:08 AM



laugh laugh laugh
Ummmm.... Nah I don't do Facials!!laugh laugh laugh
Glad to make ya'll laugh!
Stop by abytime!!!bigsmile


It's the nose thing that got me. Sorry, still don't have a man in my lifelaugh flowerforyou
noway A NOSE is a powerful instrument if used with perfection,,,,ITS ALL IN HOW YA USE IT!!!!!laugh laugh



AHHHH....not sure what to think about thathuh noway

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Mon 02/25/08 08:06 AM
for those of you who haven't... go and check out "Smiless" profile. bigsmile

Always funny, always informative, flowerforyou smokin drinker

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Mon 02/25/08 08:03 AM

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?

Jane : A condom.
This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Arlene: Where did you get it?

Jane : You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that
she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.

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