These are not meant to offend anyone and since I have Chinese I figured I would post them since they are funny. They are better if said out loud.

1) That's not right.........................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?...........Hu Yu Hi Ding
3) See me ASAP..............................Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man...............................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table...............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift.............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................Wai So Dim
10)I thought you were on a diet............Wai Yu Mun Ching
11)This is a tow away zone..................No Pah King
12)Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13)Staying out of sight.....................Lei Ying Lo
14)He's cleaning his automobile.............Wa Shing Ka
15)Your body odor is offensive..............Yu Stink Ki Pu
16)Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah

thad was fu king fu nai

that was very cool

i didnt understand any of those. What kind of Chinese do u speak?