The funny thing - our dress pants hike up past our hip bones and they're tightened in the back with laces like corsets... a little uncomfortable on the twins but preeeeetty revealing to those who are interested.

a good cigar and an adult beverage.

: Whats your biggest pet peeve?

I've NEVER had a pet.

you said it!!

you did the right thing

no double standards here....if she would have kept her mouth shut...she would not have been told she was fat!!!!!


good job

welcome softail

Welcome and good luck

My Name is T and I'll be glad to show you around and make this place "YOUR" place,,COOL?

I believe you will like to visit the first floor here,

On the first floor you will find SINGLES for the takin,,,lol
if YOU are into LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS???

If you are looking for discreet relationships I would say the
2ND floor might be a little better, as it has a very BIG mix of single folks..

NOW, if your wanting to drink and PARTY, the 3RD floor might be where we will find YOU later,,?,,LOL

If you are looking for the fun,,,,REALLY FUN PEOPLE,,??
THEN, it would have to be OUR 4TH FLOOR!!!
There my new friend,,,,is EVERYTHING a NEWBE would want or NEED!
LOVE,,,HAPPINESS, PHONE NUMBERS,,LOL,,,
SEX,,,,MASSAGE,,,,AND,,,,,,,,,,ALL THE TOYS- in life!!!!!

SOUNDS COOL SO FAR HUH???????


NOW,,,THERE IS ONE SMALL PROBLEM,THOUGH??????























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Have fun and BE NICE, and "FRIENDS JUST HAPPEN HERE"!!!

hi

read the post and share urs.

OMG....lmao...wow, some people have balls...even some of the ladies nowdays...I wish I could have been there...hon

So i am at this bar last night.I was looking at one girl all night,she looked at me a few times also.So i go outside to smoke and here comes the same chick.She is looking at me up and down and says "you know if you cut your hair you would look so much better"I am in shock here dont know what to say! So i blurt out you know if you lost maybe 10 or 20 pounds you would look really good.Whack ! i get slapped! People tell me isnt it almost the same thing she told me? Double standard again the chick can say whatever she wants but us guys cant!!! Somebody help me was i really a jerk?

WHY GETTING MARRIED IT YOU KNOW YOU'LL GET DIVORCED?

Hi and good to see ya here.im also new looking to find my owner a good woman....he driving me nuts...hes the one with the hat on...peggy sue

Hello and welcome to JSH, I hope you have a great time here...
It's soooo much fun!!!! Enjoy the forums...

IVE BEEN THERE!!

Check me out and rate me on a scale of 1-10

Go easy on me as well.

Anyone who rates below 3 will be pelted with soggy Llama balls

hell yeah