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Wed 07/09/08 08:57 AM
Song for the dumped---Ben folds five

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Wed 07/09/08 08:55 AM
sh*t

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Wed 07/09/08 08:53 AM
lol we kick ass.....I need a hug today. I feel like crying.

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Wed 07/09/08 08:50 AM
F*ckin in the butt---David Allen Coe

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Wed 07/09/08 08:48 AM
I think what I miss the most is the first 6 months that we were together. everything was perfect. At the two year mark, we were living together, engaged, and fighting almost every day. We've been apart for about 3 months. I feel bad about her not being able to get on with her life if I decide to be happy myself.

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Wed 07/09/08 08:45 AM

NICE! I finally understand...so porn stars are essentially hookers...but on TV?


that's a hard one right there. I don't classify porn stars as hookers, for the simple fact that they don't choose who they have sex with. it's a fine line though.

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Wed 07/09/08 08:38 AM

Is it your ex that you miss so much? Or could it be the place that you'd gotten to with her that you and your present g/f have not yet reached? Just saying...it can be hard to separate the memory of good situations from the person you shared them with. flowerforyou


It could be...I'm so confused right now though.

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Wed 07/09/08 08:30 AM
bowl of soup

I am hungry

and kinda tired

I want sleep

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Wed 07/09/08 08:29 AM
kissing

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Wed 07/09/08 08:29 AM
you got it babe...that it is.

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Wed 07/09/08 08:28 AM
So I got a call from my ex-fiance this morning. She said that she was sorry for f*cking up, and said that she wants to move back to Ohio and start up where we left off. I loved that woman with every shred of my heart and soul and, until recently, I was broken and feeling utterly useless. I have since started dating this wonderful woman, and I am excedingly happy with the way things are going. Now this crap happens, and I'm all of a sudden plunged into an abyss of doubt and dismay. None of my friends liked my ex, and they all seem to like my new girl. I have gotten back to where I wanted my life, but at the same time, I miss my ex like hell. Any suggestions?

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Wed 07/09/08 08:24 AM

See I figured you be up for a little hilarity on his behalf. That was great of the hookers to clean up...hookers and strippers, the same or different?....

Thanks for looking out man, you're a good friend.


Any time mi amiga. no hay de que! Here's the difference between strippers and hookers.....some strippers are hookers, and some hookers can dance, but for the most part strippers won't hook....only the ugly ones (makes no sense does it?)

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Wed 07/09/08 08:23 AM
wants to go skinny dipping with me in the middle of January

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Wed 07/09/08 08:21 AM
drinks RA!!!!!!!!!!!!drinks

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Wed 07/09/08 08:21 AM
RA!!!! Morning mate....


I got a napkin from taco bell

(Where was McNasties? it's gotta be something different now)



I put in an old running shoe

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Wed 07/09/08 08:19 AM

Morning Dan. Sorry about that, I should have given you some written instructions on what to feed him. Watch out for random cats going missing too...It's not what you think....

He uses em for toilet paper and they die of stench

Love the pic:thumbsup:


You know hun, that would have been great, but I think it's funny finding out the hard way...I bribed a couple of strippers to clean up after him....

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Wed 07/09/08 08:18 AM




Sunny, you ever had an Alice in Wonderland?


No but I'll bet she's had a dirty sanchez or two. laugh laugh laugh


No reason to be an asshole.....We're all here to have fun man.


Dude, I already apologized.


my bad mate, just gotta look out for my friends...you understand right?

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Wed 07/09/08 08:17 AM


Good morning all my less ugly than me friends! Happy Wednsday!


Gosh, Coit, I think you really did go out of your way this time to make yourself ugly!!! Dang, what a face!!! laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


lol you think that one was ugly.........

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Wed 07/09/08 07:20 AM
Now hard candy c*ck by GG

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Wed 07/09/08 07:19 AM

Coffee is a great drug laugh

Just don't give it to ChooChoo, makes him CRAZY!


Mornin' Sara! I found that out the hard way. He tore around the apartment for a good 3 hours, breaking everything I own....no coffee for Choochoo

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