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Edited by
uk1971
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Fri 06/13/08 02:30 PM
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WELCOME TO THE VENDING MACHINE GAME!!!
The rules: 1: Anything can go into the vending machine. 2: Anything can come out the vending machine. 3: Nothing to offensive please. How to play: The way the game works is nothing more than putting something in the machine which yours truly will initiate. The following posters post what the previous poster gets out of the machine and put something of their own. No Quoting please, It adds to the comedy the more unrelated things are. Here is an Example: 1st poster Inserts a Feline into the machine. Next poster - You get a cupcake Inserts a crayon. Happy vending.   
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I,ll put in my laundry
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You get 258 gallons of mayonnaise.
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I'll put in my resignation.
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you get milk duds
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you get milk duds 
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I put in boogers.
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I put in boogers.
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where is the coconut man
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I,ll put in my laundry
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Edited by
uk1971
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Fri 06/13/08 02:48 PM
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You get out M & Ms
I put in used beer cans |
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I put in boogers. you'll get a roll of toilet paper |
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I,ll put in my laundry
Thats cause ljcc put mayonnaise with boogers in it
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I'm gonna put my two cents in.
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Edited by
FETTS61
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Fri 06/13/08 02:52 PM
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5 USED GUITAR STRINGS FOR 2 CENTS
ILL PUT IN HALF A PIZZA |
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5 USED GUITAR STRINGS FOR 2 CENTS ILL PUT IN HALF A PIZZA You get a wet poodle I put in six slightly used prophylactics 
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you get a frisbee
I put in a hamburger |
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YOU GET A PANCAKE
I PUT IN A RAKE |
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Edited by
elwoodsully
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Fri 06/13/08 03:09 PM
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You get a porcupine (covered in mayo !??!)
I put in a spare tire. |
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YOU GET A NEW SET OF STEAK KNIVES
I PUT IN SOME MUSHROOMS |
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