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Wed 07/02/08 01:23 PM
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Wed 07/02/08 01:10 PM
My first attempt at a short film, It's in the editing stage. It's really short, but let me know what you think........


The Search for Sir Hector
Part One:
Kent, Oh- early spring. Jimmy Watts is sitting on his couch with his best friend Sara Price, crying.
Jimmy: (between sobs) I can't find Sir Hector Sara, He's my bestest friend and I...I lost him! (sobs out of control)
Sara: Don't worry Jimmy, Sir Hector has got to be around here somewhere. Stop crying, and blow your nose. We'll look for him together.
Jimmy: Th...thank you Sara.
(Sara and Jimmy search the house but can't find sir Hector anywhere. Finally, in Jimmy's bedroom on the bed Jimmy finds a note.)
Jimmy: Sara! I found a note! It says....uh...um I can't read Sara, what's it say?!
Sara: (in awe) It says, "Jimmy, I don't want to be your bestest friend anymore. I am running away. Love, Sir Hector.
(Jimmy drops to his knees crying.)
Jimmy: He hates me! Why?
Sara: (walks over and puts her hand on Jimmy's shoulder)
It'll be alright Jimmy, I promise. I'm going to make a phone call, I'll be right back.
Jimmy says nothing just continues to sob. Sara walks into the kitchen, grabs the phone off the hook and dials a number. Meanwhile Katie is sitting on the toilet taking her first #1 of the day.
(Ring-ring)
Katie: ****! Hold on, I'm coming!
(Katie picks up the phone)
Katie: Hello?
Sara: Katie, it's Sara. I need your help.
Katie: You have ****ty timing. I was on the ****ing toilet when you called.
Sara: Sorry about that. It's important though.
Katie: What?
Sara: Well, I'm over here at Jimmy's and somebody stole Sir Hector.
Katie: Who the **** is Sir Hector?
Sara: Jimmy's stuffed dog. There's a note here supposedly from Sir Hector, but we both know that Sir Hector is just a stuffed animal, and can't write.
Katie: What does the note say?
Sara: It says that Sir Hector ran away, and doesn't want to be Jimmy's friend anymore.
Katie: ****. I'll be right over.
Sara: Thanks Katie
(Sara hangs up the phone and goes back into Jimmy's bedroom where Jimmy is laying on the floor whimpering.
Sara: Everything will be okay Jimmy. We'll go find Sir Hector.
Jimmy: But his note says he doesn't like me anymore.
Sara: I'm sure he didn't really mean that Jimmy. Come on let's get ready to go.
Jimmy: Okay Sara.
(As Sara is helping Jimmy get his shoes and coat on, there is a knock at the front door.
Katie: Open the ****ing door!
Sara: Jimmy, finish putting your shoes on while I get the door.
(Sara walks out into the living room towards the door.)
Sara: I'm coming, hold on
(she opens the door and let's Katie in.)
Katie: Where's Jimmy?
Sara: He's in the bedroom getting ready to go.
Katie: Getting ready to go where?
Sara: We're going to find Sir Hector.
Katie: Wait a minute, you never said anything about walking around looking for a ****ing stuffed dog. What the ****?
Sara: Come on Katie, I really need your help with this. Jimmy is really torn up over this.
Katie: Okay, but you owe me one. What's the plan?
Sara: Let's see...first we should go talk to anyone who might know where Sir Hector is, or who might have taken him.
Katie: Alright. Jimmy!
(Jimmy walks into the living room looking like somebody just killed his mother.)
Jimmy: Hi Katie. Are you going to help me find Sir Hector?
Katie: Yes. (Gives Sara a dirty look) I'm here to help.
Jimmy: Thank you Katie. (smiles)
Sara: Let's go over to Josh's house and see if he has seen Sir Hector.
Katie: Where does he live? Why can't we just ****ing call him?
Sara: Josh's family doesn't believe in phones. They think they are of the devil.
Katie: That's just ****ing great. Religious Psyco's. Let's do this.
Sara: Are you ready Jimmy?
Jimmy: (sniffles sadly) Yeah, let's go.
(They walk out the door.)
Part 2
(Midday, Jimmy, Sara, and Katie are walking down the street to Josh's house.)
Katie: (whining) How much further do we have to walk? My feet are ****ing killing me.
Sara: We're almost there. It's at the end of the street.
Jimmy: We're gonna find Sir Hector?
Sara: That's right Jimmy, we're going to find him.
Jimmy: YAY! I love Sir Hector!
Katie: (under her breath) I can't believe I got myself caught up in this ****.
(They arrive at Josh's house and walk up the walkway to the door, and Sara knocks on the door. A few seconds later Josh's mother opens the door.)
Josh's mom: Hi there kids! How are you all doing today?
Sara: We're doing great Mrs.Gibbs. Is Josh home?
Josh's mom: Yes he is. Come on in.
(They walk into the house, and sit down on the sofa.)
Josh's mom: Hold on one second kids, he's in the sanctuary praying for his sins.
(Katie gives Mrs. Gibbs a strange look)
Jimmy: Thank you Mrs. Gibbs. Josh is my friend. Have you seen Sir Hector?
(Josh's mom looks at Jimmy for a second)
Josh's mom: No honey.... I'll go get Josh.
(Josh's mother leaves the room.)
Jimmy:(whispering) Josh is my friend. (laughs)
(Katie gets up off the couch and walks around the living room looking at the pictures on the wall.)
Katie:(in a low voice) Josh's mom is ****ing weird.
Sara: Shhhhh.....Don't let her hear you talking about her, she'll go off on one of her rants. I really don't want to sit through another one of those.
(Josh and his mother walk into the living room)
Josh:(excited) Jimmy! Hi!
Jimmy: Hi Josh! Have you seen Sir Hector?
(Josh suddenly gets a sad look on his face.)
Josh: Jimmy, I have bad news. Do you remember Frank Dieter?
(At the mention of Frank's name the look of mortal fear creeps into Jimmy's face.)
Sara: Who's Frank Dieter?
Josh: Frank used to be Jimmy and my best friend a few years ago. We stopped talking to him because.....well, do you guys have a second to listen to a story?
Jimmy, Katie, and Sara: Yes
Josh: Okay, It was two years ago to the day........
(Flash back to two years ago. Jimmy, Josh, Frank and Ashley are walking down by the river.)
Jimmy: Ashley, I have a question for you. Will you go out with me?
Frank: No Ashley, you should go out with me.
Ashley: Well....I like you both. I don't know how I'd be able to choose between the two of you.
Frank: We'll play rock, paper, scissors.
Jimmy: I..I don't know. Okay, why not.
Ashley: On three. Ready, one, two, three.
(Frank wins the game, and Jimmy falls to his knees)
Jimmy:(screams) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Back to Josh's house)
Josh: (looks at Sara and Katie) Now that you two know a little bit about Frank, I have some bad news for you.
(looks at Jimmy)
Josh: Jimmy, I saw Frank walking down my street last night. Sir Hector was with him.
Jimmy: No! not Sir Hector too.
Josh: I'm afraid so Jimmy
(Jimmy starts crying)
Sara: It's okay Jimmy we can just go to Frank's house and get Sir Hector back.
Josh: It won't be that easy Sara, you see Frank doesn't have a home.
Sara: Oh....
(She looks down at the ground)
Sara: (looks back up) Well then, we'll just have to go and find him then.
Katie: Wait just a ****ing minute! You mean to tell me that we're going to walk around town looking for a ****ing homeless guy who has a stuffed dog?
(Now Jimmy starts crying even harder)
Sara: Yes! That is exactly what we are going to do.
Katie: Oh ****.
Josh's mom: (Screaming) Watch your language! This is a God-fearing house. There will be no swearing in this house. Josh! I can't believe you are mixed up with people like that!
Josh: (While his mother is screaming) You'd better leave.
(Jimmy, Katie, and Sara get up, and rush out of the house)
Josh's mom: (Still screaming) I raised you better than that! Get back into the sanctuary and pray for your sins to be forgiven!
Part 3
(The three of them are standing outside of Josh's house)
Sara: I think we need to find somewhere to sit down and figure out what we're going to do next.
Katie: Yeah we do. I don't want to just wander around the ****ing city looking for this mother****er.
Jimmy: I'm hungry!
Katie: I could use some food too.
Sara: Let's go to the cafe and get some food, I could go for a cup of coffee.
(The three of them start back the way that they came. fade out)
(fade in to cafe. Jimmy, Sara, and Katie are sitting around a table.)
Sara: (sips coffee) I can only think of one place that Frank would be. Under the bridge downtown.
Katie: Let's finish our food and get going. (takes a bite of her sandwich) Damn, this is a good ****ing sammich.
Jimmy: (mouth full of food) I hope we find Sir Hector soon. I miss him.
Sara: We'll find him before too long Jimmy. I promise
(They all sit in silence for a second.)
Sara: Well, let's do this.
(They exit the cafe)
(Fade in to the three of them walking)
(Cut to the bridge)
Sara: We're here. Let's look around.
(Sara and Jimmy go one way and Katie goes another)
Katie: I'll yell if I see him.
Sara: Ok, I'll do the same.
(Sara and Jimmy look around when they hear Katie yell)
Katie: I found him!
(Sara and Jimmy come running. Frank is sitting on the ground with Sir Hector next to him.
Jimmy: Sir Hector! YAY!!!
Sara: Frank Dieter.
Frank: Yeah, who are you?
Sara: I'm Sara, but it doesn't matter who I am. What matters is that you stole Sir Hector from my friend Jimmy, and we are here to take him back.
Frank: But Sir Hector is my only friend. I have no one else, and I'm not going to let you guys have him. For almost two years I have done nothing but walk around by myself. I have no home, no family, no nothing. I'm not giving him up.
Katie: Listen asshole, I didn't walk around all day just to go home without Sir Hector. Now give him back right now or I'll kick your ****ing ass!
Jimmy: Frank, let's settle this once and for all. You and me; rock, paper, scissors.
Sara:(gasps) Are you sure Jimmy? last time.....
Jimmy: (interrupts) I'm sure Sara. This is how it has to be.
Sara:(sighs) Okay Jimmy, if you're sure.
(Jimmy walks up to Frank.)
Jimmy: Let's do this Frank
(Frank stands up. They stare at each other for a second.)
Jimmy: Sara, count to three. (looks at Frank)
Jimmy: Are you ready Frank?
(Frank nods)
Sara: Okay; one, two, three
(Frank and Jimmy, standing toe to toe, play rock, paper, scissors. One, two, three. Frank throws paper, and Jimmy throws scissors. Frank drops to his knees and howls)
Frank: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jimmy: (yells victoriously) YAY!!!
(Frank, on his knees, is crying out of control, and Jimmy walks over to him and kneels down.
Frank:(between sobs) I lost Sir Hector. My only friend, and I..I lost him. (continues sobbing)
(Jimmy reaches down and helps Frank to his feet.)
Jimmy: Frank, I'll be your friend.
Frank: But, I stole Sir Hector from you. Why do you want to be my friend?
Jimmy: I don't know exactly, but if you promise not to steal Sir Hector again I will be your friend.
(Frank's crying slows to a slight whimper)
Frank: I don't know how to thank you. You're the greatest friend in the whole wide world.
Jimmy:(smiles) I know Frank, I know.
Sara:(smiling) Let's all go get some ice cream.
Frank and Jimmy: Yay! Ice cream!
(Katie looks at Frank, Jimmy and Sara as they walk back to the street)
Katie:(out loud but to herself) What the **** just happened here? I don't ****ing understand people
(smiles)
Katie: **** it, ice cream sounds good.
(Katie follows the group up the hill to the street)
Katie: If you can't beat them..........

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Wed 07/02/08 01:05 PM
Faith---Limp Bizkit

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Wed 07/02/08 12:53 PM
hehehe "Swallow" by the Do Me Rights

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Wed 07/02/08 11:42 AM

Bounces back into room.

Looks over in the corner at all the toliet paper and laughs my arse off.laugh laugh laugh Man, whoever did that to Kerry is gonna be in deep doo doo.

Ahhhhhhh and steals all of Ashley's beads that she worked so hard to earn.devil That's what you get for lifting your leg and peeing on the wall. That wasn't very lady like.laugh laugh

And grand finall'e before a dart out.......stealing Debbie's dancing bananas:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: , Oh is she going to be PO'ed. I'll figure out who I can blame it on when I see her. Any suggestions?


Yeah, tell her I did it.

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Wed 07/02/08 11:38 AM
matchmaker matchmaker make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch.

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Wed 07/02/08 11:35 AM
I'm doing well, just waiting to get out of work.....couple hours left...

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Wed 07/02/08 11:26 AM
Great to hear....

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Wed 07/02/08 11:25 AM
You hate me and I hate you---GG Allin

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Wed 07/02/08 11:24 AM
crack is wack, but coke is fun :banana:

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Wed 07/02/08 11:23 AM
When: Monday nights

Where: Gyro in Kent, Ohio

Who: Anyone and everyone who really matters

Why: Why the f*ck not?

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Wed 07/02/08 11:22 AM
BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wed 07/02/08 11:21 AM
Now it's Too Drunk to F*ck - Dead Kennedys

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Wed 07/02/08 11:20 AM
Jesus Freak - DC Talk....HAH!!!!

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Wed 07/02/08 11:19 AM
Hi people...how ya all doing today?



-People say I'm strange, does it make me a stranger?-

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Wed 07/02/08 11:17 AM
What is everyone's drug of choice (eg. pot, alcohol....)

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Wed 07/02/08 10:58 AM
little too far for me to make it....don't drive.

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Wed 07/02/08 10:43 AM



Im fabulous except my cooking isnt all that great......why do we need to eat all the time anyways???noway laugh noway


Will you marry me?
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh we dont have to eat do we?>>>>????noway laugh laugh


Then again, I'm a great cook.

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Wed 07/02/08 10:41 AM



Im fabulous except my cooking isnt all that great......why do we need to eat all the time anyways???noway laugh noway


Will you marry me?
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh we dont have to eat do we?>>>>????noway laugh laugh


course not lol

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Wed 07/02/08 10:37 AM

Im fabulous except my cooking isnt all that great......why do we need to eat all the time anyways???noway laugh noway


Will you marry me?