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Mon 07/07/08 02:25 PM

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Today's Word of The Day: July 7th


Auspicious [aus·pi·cious] adj. Marked by success; prosperous. Suggesting a positive and successful future: "an auspicious time to purchase the stock."


Challenge of the Day:

Write a poem or s short story about the experience of going to work.



Figured I'd try the Challenge of the day....mostly true too lol


Eight o clock wake up call,
sleep boogers in my eyes.
Coffee pot is broken,
no bean juice today.
Drive to work...traffic is slow.
Red lights all the way.
Unlock the door,
turn on the lights,
flip the sign.
Redundance.
Sit behind the desk....
A phone call!
Customer walks in.
Make the sale.
Charge too little.
Boss is slightly peeved.
Time to go home.
Flip the sign.
Hit the lights.
Lock the door.....
Forgot my house key.
Drive home,
more red lights....
traffic....
Climb through my window,
lay down.
Again tomorrow?

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Mon 07/07/08 02:20 PM
that he does...I'll have laura crochet some for him lol.

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Mon 07/07/08 02:19 PM
I won that bi*ch too.




dresses like a homeless guy and tries to bum change off people at the liquor store.

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Mon 07/07/08 02:18 PM
lofl

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Mon 07/07/08 02:17 PM
What? I'm taking it back.-Clerks II

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Mon 07/07/08 02:16 PM
random thoughts that keep flying around in my brain.

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Mon 07/07/08 02:14 PM
lol you know...'cause it's rude not to

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Mon 07/07/08 02:13 PM
You know what we could do......


We could feed him a few hits of acid, and take him to a nude beach.

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Mon 07/07/08 02:12 PM
I'll vote for him too :D





is thinking about running for president himself

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Mon 07/07/08 02:11 PM
lol....

owns a drug dog, and uses it to steal people's stash

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Mon 07/07/08 02:10 PM
comical

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Mon 07/07/08 02:10 PM
(bows) Thank you, thank you.......

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Mon 07/07/08 02:09 PM
No, but they should




wants to own a rock farm when they retire

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Mon 07/07/08 02:08 PM
secretly tapes squirrel fights and puts them on youtube

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Mon 07/07/08 02:07 PM
varying

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Mon 07/07/08 02:06 PM
oooohhh and a pair of those oversized sunglasses

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Mon 07/07/08 02:05 PM
yea, we need to give him a bonnet too

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Mon 07/07/08 02:04 PM
and I got a new jet



I put in my dirty socks

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Mon 07/07/08 02:02 PM
lol I'm loving the idea

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Mon 07/07/08 01:01 PM
my girlfriend's dead.....the vandals

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