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Wed 07/09/08 07:19 AM


Sunny, you ever had an Alice in Wonderland?


No but I'll bet she's had a dirty sanchez or two. laugh laugh laugh


No reason to be an asshole.....We're all here to have fun man.

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Wed 07/09/08 07:17 AM
Gimme some head----GG Allin

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Wed 07/09/08 07:16 AM
Good morning all my less ugly than me friends! Happy Wednsday!

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Tue 07/08/08 11:49 AM
So true



makes voodoo dolls of ex-bosses

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Tue 07/08/08 11:44 AM

When I first opened the drain, I thought a dog had fallen in the pool and drowned. I think I'll save up the hair and make a blanket from it. A sasquatch blanket ought to fetch a pretty penny on eBay.



I'll buy it...I'm gonna miss ChooChoo when I give him back to Sara. tears

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Tue 07/08/08 11:41 AM
It's okay, Frisco paid some kids to wash him in the pool. When you want him back? I started giving him beano, so the smelly sasquatch farts have pretty much gone away.

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Tue 07/08/08 08:18 AM
we'll throw him in the choir

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Tue 07/08/08 08:17 AM
for argument's sake I'm gonna say false



Thinks Family Guy out-rocks SNL

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Tue 07/08/08 08:16 AM
spacers

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Tue 07/08/08 08:15 AM
We should take him to a southern baptist church...that'd be a blast

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Tue 07/08/08 08:14 AM
Mornin' Ra!

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Tue 07/08/08 08:14 AM

G'mornin fellow uglies of Ugland!! I need a shower badly or I will start to smell as badly as I look!!! laugh laugh laugh

I hope everyone is having a great morning!!! I have fresh two-ply breathable paper bags if anyone is in the market to buy!!! Those plastic ones are awfully sweaty in this heat and I tend to pass out!!! drinker drinker drinker



Ooohhh hit me up with one....I can't show my hideous face today!

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Tue 07/08/08 08:12 AM


I feel too retarded when I smoke weed, so I usually stick to my alcohol and other random things that people hand me at parties...I'll still smoke when I'm really drunk, 'cause at that point it doesn't really matter anymore

see, that's why i smoke pot. it gives me an excuse when i do dumb things. "whoops. didn't mean to do that. must be the weed."
smokin slaphead


Hiya joyce! I still smoke my fair share of pot, I just complain about being retarded all the time....smoked a fat blunt at the after party last night....then got the wicked spins and lost my lunch...

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Tue 07/08/08 08:11 AM
man it's worse than standing downwind of an elephant that just got done raiding a taco bell truck.

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Tue 07/08/08 08:06 AM
If you say his name backwards, it kills him a little inside....he must retreat!

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Tue 07/08/08 08:04 AM

mad explode rant frustrated


MUST.......BEAT.........POST!!!!


Sorry Santa....or should I say....atnaS

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Tue 07/08/08 08:03 AM
oops forgot...


I put in my new kilroy's t-shirt

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Tue 07/08/08 08:03 AM
and got a daily special from Taco Tontos

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Tue 07/08/08 07:51 AM
Santa's gonna hate me :D

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Tue 07/08/08 07:50 AM
lol go me!

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