I have a crush on Mrs. Clause! Sorry Santa.

They're freaking huge! and they smell like me after a weekend long show

hahaha nice job there hun

F*ck yea you do.....hun, his farts smell worse than the sewage plant down the street from Michael Jackson's house.

He makes a really nice body guard too. After we get him shaved at the barber shop, would you like him back for a while?

Man, punk night was freaking crazy! I got so shwasted, 3 pitchers and some shots, and a couple beers at lauras before I left for the show...got a sweet ass kilroys t-shirt..I'll scan the front and add to my pics. have you ever lain on the ground holding onto the floor for dear life, because the room was spinning so fast that you thought you'd go flying into walls? yea....that was last night.

Guttermouth - Big Pink Dress


howdy folks its me again
got a message to convey
i'm so confused what's to lose
i think i might turn gay
on the day my ***** left
she said stick it up your rear
she never thought she'd hear these words
woo your mustache is so tickly down there
drill my ass
oh god it's so tight
drill my ass
this is my first time
drill my ass
i love you/love you too
i live with bill its such a thrill
we get it on so fine
we tend our garden everyday
sometimes we get 69
play dress up and have puppet shows
we skip and dance and sing
he's so helpful he shaves my back
mark it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat
it's so hard
it feels so right
it's so hard
the way he holds me
it's so hard
i could just die
when we go drinking
it's so hard
then we start thinking
bout doin it to liberace
then we bake a quiche
we went to church he held my hand
i gazed into his eyes
he kissed my ear i said oh dear
my shaft began to rise
he wispered let's get married
i squeeked and shouted yes
suddenly our live a big mess
he wore a tux i wore a big pink dress
drill my ass
not sure i'm right
drill my ass
what was i thinking
drill my ass
i like bull fights
drill my ass
no more knittng
drill my ass
no more skipping
i tried it once a whole 6 months
so long mustache

That's freaking funny....Don't worry, I went on a "mission impossible" last night, and went "rambo" on santa and the elves. They sent their "3 ninjas" after me, but I kicked their asses. Then Clifford the big red dog showed up and chased me around for a minute, but I gave him a nice "blow" to the head with tranq. dart, and snuck back to my stolen crop duster.

Later hun. Have a good day...work is done, going to punk night at the gyro!
WOOT!!!!!

Damn! You never know who's going to stop by....I guess that solves that problem though.

That's good for me....Santa??

Thank you...all but the driving and locking my keys are real...still have half hour left until work over lol

Oh no....santa, we have to reschedule

Ooooh, a week from next thursday doesn't work for me, I have a thing...how about half a week from the second tuesday in August?

I don't know if I want to bet my sasquatch on a fight...tell you what, if he wins, I get to borrow an elf for a week, and if he loses, you get him for a week.

Man on the Moon=====REM (freaking love this song)

Veronica

Here's a fresh idea...we find another sasquatch, and start a sasquatch fight club...we can sell the tapes on e-bay!

Not this guy....I'm the one who would steal a crop duster and dust the pentagon with uncut cocain lol




wants to help me steal a crop duster