HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs & said, "I have Commandments for you that will make
your lives better. "The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
The Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?"
"You shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested.

"So God went to the Blacks & said, "I have Commandments. "The Blacks wanted
an example & the Lord said, "Honor your Father & Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

Then God went to the Mexicans & said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans
also wanted an example & the Lord said, "You shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."

So God went to the French & said, "I have Commandments. "The French too
wanted an example & the Lord said, "You shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, God went to the Jews & said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" they said, "How much are they?" "They're free."
"We'll take 10."

There, that ought to offend just about everybody . .

thats good!

lol

lol

I don't know whether to laugh or be mad

i've always been a fan of offending everybody, but you forgot the orientals, islanders and american indians.........

yea i wasn't offended at all.

That was hella funny

God went to the Australians, and said, "I have a commandment for you"

The Australians replied, " Commandment? Yeah Right, take a number buddy."

at least he didn't ask any native americans--