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beer and women
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A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The copper said, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women!" |
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god and adam strike a deal
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After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you." Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?" The answer came back, "An arm and a leg." "Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?" |
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left side?
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This guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"
He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would." She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?" He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would." So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?" and he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I guess she would." So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?" and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed." |
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Topic:
the chicked or the egg
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yes,i was always wondering the same
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Topic:
honeymooner
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You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!" |
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Topic:
the chicked or the egg
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle". |
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Topic:
bf/gf types
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Wow, hunted to extinction as a Handyman, no wonder my biz does so good That was awesome Cooly i kinda doubt its just ur biz cooly |
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Topic:
birds and bees
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and btw-why did u so stuck with this pic?thats what id like 2 know?ill tell cooly,then he can confirm or deny 4 me... no need to satisfy anyone curiosity leilani unless of course you chose to. This is extremely funny, all the importance put on a pic. have a great day!!! hell have an extremely wonderful day!!! shmoochiess lotsa lotsa  |
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Topic:
birds and bees
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I think ur full of bean dip and thats not really u. Couple other Bro's here messaged me in private and feel the same way. U said u have other pics on another computer and that u would post them yet another day and still the same photo,lool. U should try being real. Also I got the book you get all youre material u post from. Can u say plagerism..DoH good horse always raise the dust and u bite it kev!
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the hillbillies wives
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I was born in Virgina, I can relate to these guys hmmmm and my ex said they were out of ballons for her party I'm havin a fine day there Hon well,maybe she planned 2 blow them too?
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Topic:
penis study
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you just tryin to kill me here, can't breath i want u 2 live! happily ever after
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What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here), yes!" that one really burns... i've had that happen.. =( and yes, i was dateing the girl for 2 years! yea,sorry i did it once too... sometimes were nasty "female dog" |
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 So funny and very true!!! ive been trying to show the things the way i see them,dozed up with a bit of irony... glad u liked it |
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Topic:
why its good to be a woman
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awwww
muchiiess |
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Topic:
rules to be a man
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Totally awesome, great stuff No wonder I don't have a girlfriend, I never got that memo Cooly /me sends u the memo /me sends u the girlfriend |
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LOL True So True!!!! sad tho |
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I'm sorry Honey did ya say something  , ears are ringing OMG did you see that, a shooting star, make a wish quick  said u can buy that freakin corvette!
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ineed suzi
mocchies pretty |
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Topic:
How to make love like men
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