Cuddling is overrated
"have sex when he wants"
sure- and make sure to log every time he/she wants and you do not. Then emotionally blackmail them with this stats.
as well- make them repay.

"make him his favorite meals"
always! and pretend you like and can digest and poop them out. Jut don't say poop. Anti-sensual

"tell him everyday he a good man"

Lies! tell him everyday he a good ****, the nicest man you met with the largest.... ( I count in centimeters not in inches) you have ever encountered, show some fear on how would it ever happen that such a "naive and pure" girl could handle something as BIG.

Lol
(the last sentence said girl. Not fixing coz I am bi.)

so let's try again..... pure and honest/self-aware or any of that hippy things/..... could fall for anorexic bean princess/sherk's woman / Medusa ..l. such as you



/////I AM AWARE THIS POST IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT. IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. IRONY CANNOT BE CHAINED/

and I apologize if I hurted anyone by caricaturing.

Secret spots are illegal

MEOOOWWW

haiyaa

where've you been hiding mate?

Meg, you have a nice hair

CyPoet thank you

It's Hawaiian, name of a certain kind of flower

I said oracles too

warrior, I will, or any other acceptable variation of that that I am seeking for

party time

COOliie
come back

And they love you I'm most certain :

Puffins ( did I spell it right? ) I am trying SO HARD to even find the forums.
But am also browsing the stuff I posted on justsayhi and you guys carried it here. I'm LoLing to myself

Thank you

was a member of the old site justsayhi, and just trying to find my way around here.
I have a gut feeling it is amazing. And gut feelings never mistaken, not when you're the Oracle
See you people around

girl obviously gives big tits...oooppss tips

great
i have a sick kitten and deal will this 4 days now

kiss kiss kiddo

funny,sad and im afraid very true
nice work iwillsavethehorse

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

byebye
im off 2 home too
working hours are over,waiting 4 my "driver"

evening rosebro