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Sat 03/05/11 01:45 PM

Cuddling is overrated
"have sex when he wants"
sure- and make sure to log every time he/she wants and you do not. Then emotionally blackmail them with this stats.
as well- make them repay.

"make him his favorite meals"
always! and pretend you like and can digest and poop them out. Jut don't say poop. Anti-sensual

"tell him everyday he a good man"

Lies! tell him everyday he a good ****, the nicest man you met with the largest.... ( I count in centimeters not in inches) you have ever encountered, show some fear on how would it ever happen that such a "naive and pure" girl could handle something as BIG.

Lol
(the last sentence said girl. Not fixing coz I am bi.)

so let's try again..... pure and honest/self-aware or any of that hippy things/..... could fall for anorexic bean princess/sherk's woman / Medusa ..l. such as you



/////I AM AWARE THIS POST IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT. IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. IRONY CANNOT BE CHAINED/

and I apologize if I hurted anyone by caricaturing.

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Tue 05/19/09 05:43 PM



Welcome backwaving

where've you been hiding mate?

I have my secret spotslaugh devil


Secret spots are illegal

MEOOOWWWbrokenheart sad tears

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Tue 05/19/09 05:42 PM
haiyaadrool

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Tue 05/19/09 05:30 PM

Welcome backwaving

where've you been hiding mate?

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Tue 05/19/09 05:29 PM
Meg, you have a nice hair flowers

CyPoet thank you:heart:


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Tue 05/19/09 05:27 PM

i have a friend that has a dog named leilani......it's Hawaiian right?


It's Hawaiian, name of a certain kind of flower
:heart:

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Tue 05/19/09 05:26 PM


love I love oracleslove
:banana: he said,"oracles". be seeing you


I said oracles toosurprised

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Tue 05/19/09 05:24 PM

hi hope you find what you are looking for flowers


warrior, I will, or any other acceptable variation of that that I am seeking for:heart:

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Tue 05/19/09 05:22 PM
:banana: party time:banana:

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Tue 05/19/09 05:20 PM
COOliie
come back

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Tue 05/19/09 05:19 PM

love I love oracleslove


And they love you I'm most certainwaving :surprised

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Tue 05/19/09 05:18 PM
Puffins ( did I spell it right? ) I am trying SO HARD to even find the forums.
But am also browsing the stuff I posted on justsayhi and you guys carried it here. I'm LoLing to myself

Thank you

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Tue 05/19/09 05:12 PM
was a member of the old site justsayhi, and just trying to find my way around here.
I have a gut feeling it is amazing. And gut feelings never mistaken, not when you're the Oracle:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
See you people around

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Sat 01/05/08 09:03 AM
laugh laugh
girl obviously gives big tits...oooppss tips
:heart: :heart:

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Sat 01/05/08 09:01 AM
laugh laugh laugh
great
i have a sick kitten and deal will this 4 days now

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Sat 01/05/08 09:00 AM
laugh laugh
kiss kiss kiddo

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Sat 01/05/08 08:58 AM
funny,sad and im afraid very true
nice work iwillsavethehorse:heart: :heart:

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Fri 01/04/08 08:00 AM
The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."


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Fri 01/04/08 07:56 AM
byebye
im off 2 home too
working hours are over,waiting 4 my "driver"

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Fri 01/04/08 07:42 AM
evening rosebro:heart: :heart:

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