Topic: Blonde deodorant, no blondes please | |
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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. 'I'm sorry', says the pharmacist, 'We don't have any!' But I always buy it here,' says the blonde 'Do you have the container that it came in?' asks the pharmacist. 'YES', said the blonde, 'I'll go home and get it.' She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, 'This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant' Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container......... .... . . . . . . Wait for it . . . . . . . . . . . . ..... 'TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.' Told ya no blondes, so don't be mad now Cooly |
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lmao thats great
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Definetly different
Thanks southern & rocketman Cooly |
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your bad!
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Bad? I can be
to the bone Cooly |
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kiss kiss kiddo |
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good thing Im not really blonde, I might be offended, lol
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well we lable those blonde ones so be warned
oh yea, kiss kiss back at ya girl Thought you'd shoot me for that one Cooly |
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