I'll survive, working as much OT right now as I can get and handle,
saving to "gift" my son as much as possible for his college graduation
but once I've got a satisfactory amount for that I'll be saving it for a
bike. Like I said, a Harley is out of reach this year but maybe not next
year. The main thing is I want some nice cruiser (even a midrange CC
size) so I can hit the road on 2W at least some this summer. It don't
hafta be purdy just safe and reliable. The guys I work with aren't too
predjudiced and will let me ride with them and their Hogs, or so they
said (although I suspect I'll be told to stay at the back of the pack
LOL)
Every time I drive up to Estes Park or the National Forest on that
curving Rt34 I just think it's a travesty to be on 4 wheels couped up
inside a car!

When I moved to Colorado last April the topic of snow came up and I told
my boss and coworkers that they should prepare because I figured I
brought an Ohio winter with me. They recalled that when we got hammered
the week before Christmas and with storms every week for the next 6
weeks. Well when the blizzard hit the week before Christmas I mentioned
it might not be the worst storm this season. Well now they're talking
about us getting anywhere from 6-12 inches tonight and tomorrow! I've
been getting weird looks from the guys at work and am afraid someone
might have a rope handy.

I'm in the market for a bike but afraid a Harley is next years wish
(once my child support ends) Living here in Colorado I died all last
summer and fall not having 2 wheels to enjoy the weather and the
mountain roads on

PB and Bacon sandwiches (my Granny got me started on them)
Balut (introduced to by a filipina I was seeing after seeing them on
Fear Factor)
Gravy on chocolate cake with choc frosting (from my ex but it turned out
to be good) <-- I think it's the combo of the salt and chocolate sorta
like the choc dipped pretzels

Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has
told
him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his
wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,
you
know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more
time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.


Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he
now
has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey,
please... just one more time before I die?" She says, "Of course, dear."
And they make love for the third time.


After this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep. Ralph, however,
worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until he's down to 4
more
hours.


He taps his wife, who rouses."Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you
think
we could.....?"


At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up
in
the morning...You don't."

Just noticed what ya said on one of the topics. Happy Birthday Girlie
and hope there's many many more

just my 2 cents worth but maybe it boils down to the difference between
"loving" someone and being "in love"? I have loved many but been "in
love" (and since for whatever reason those didn't work out I'm not even
sure about that) with only a few? We have supposedly an infinite
capacity for love but I think when it's "in love" it's only going to be
for that one person and that's going to require them to feel the same
about us. Just as they say you can't possibly MAKE someone love you then
you sure as hell can't MAKE them fall IN LOVE with you either. Even when
you're "in love" with someone that doesn't mean you can't find someone
else attractive or be attracted to someone else but you wouldn't act on
it out of respect for the person you're in love with knowing it would
devastate them and their feelings mean as much to you as your own and
you wouldn't ever do anything intentionally knowing it would hurt them
in the very smallest way. We're human and there's no way to avoid
hurting the ones we love accidently from time to time but the stronger
the relationship the greater lengths we go to avoid that. If 2 people
are "in love" I'd think the bond would be strong and secure enough that
admitting one finds someone attractive would only be a topic for
discussion (like me telling her I find Haley Barry TOTALLY HOT!) and if
she disagreed I'd good naturedly tell her she needs her eys checked LOL
but regardless she wouldn't and shouldn't feel threatened by that
because it's just an observation and an admission of what one finds
attractive and she'd know even given the chance I'd never act on it
because there's too much between us.
I know this was sort of a ramble but hope it made a bit of sense here
and there.

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in
the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on
it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Happy Bday TGhost! What'd the cats get ya?

And so goes the Timnothea Taylor of JSH ! !

Penis Tuck ?
Isn't that what the guy did during his little dance in ........
Silence of the Penis (Lambs) ?!?

Have you ever seen the studies where they use a mirror and take pics of
the left side of your face mirrored and then do the same with the right
side? The 2 pics usually barely look like 2 relatives and seldom like
the same person.

Since JSH doesn't support the HTML Mike you have to copy and paste the
link. it's all there in the story.
You're absolutely right Verb.

Not just them but the fact that they faced a lot of resistance and it
takes people pushing against the walls to push them down.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17859351/

You go Bro ! !

http://www.leaveittobeaver.org/bios/biographies.htm#Frank%20Bank

Frank Bank (Lumpy)
1980's: Is a successful bonds broker, drives a DeLorean with license
plate, "IMLUMPY"

I got this from my 21 yr olds Myspace page, he posted it as a bulletin
for his friends to participate with.
Body: Okay ya'll.... this is a fun game... lets see how many people we
can get to participate in it... The name of the game says it all.... all
you have to do is... Copy this bulletin into a new one... Take the name
of a TV show and replace one of the words with PENIS. Don't forget to
put your name on it... It makes it more fun... Then we can all see how
perverted our friends are. LOL!

Some examples that have already been posted on his bulletin are:
Desperate Penis's (Desperate Housewives)
bam's unholy penis (bam's unholy union)
Penisville (Smallville)
Penis Park (South Park)

People have had pets dying from this lately and the company has actually
been a little slow in it's response.

Spread this on your blogs, email lists, yahoo groups or any where else
asap, please!!!!!

http://www.hillspet.com/menu_foods/Menu_Foods_03302007_en_US.htm

Hills Pet Nutrition, Inc. Voluntarily Recalls Single Product,
Prescription Diet™ m/d™ Feline Dry Food, Only Product Containing Wheat
Gluten
Topeka, KS (March 30, 2007) - In accordance with its over-riding
commitment to pet health and well-being, Hill's Pet Nutrition, Inc. is
voluntarily recalling Prescription Diet m/d Feline dry food from the
market. Hill's is taking this precautionary action because during a
two-month period in early 2007, wheat gluten for this product was
provided by a company that also supplied wheat gluten to Menu Foods.
U.S. Food and Drug Administration tests of wheat gluten samples from
this period show the presence of a small amount of melamine.
Prescription Diet m/d Feline Dry represents less than one half of one
percent of all Hill's products.

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur:
"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me....." God commented: "Well, what's the
big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and
pollution, and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke. Excuse me, but
aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes."

Well, said Arthur, "professional to professional", you have some major
design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!

"Hmmmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God
read: Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than yours."

A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
ask him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off.
"The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The
hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at
10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says,
"If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to
come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our balls - no point in you coming in
for that."