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Tue 01/29/13 04:14 PM

so you guys have already experienced sex on first date?


I haven't experienced sex period.

I have experienced first dates that have lasted till sunrise,
but no sex on the first date.

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Mon 01/28/13 11:44 AM
That reminds me, I need to update my profile to include
'No stabbing in the face, please.'

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Mon 01/28/13 04:12 AM




"What does Sheldon Cooper and a black hole have in common?

They both suck.....neener neener"


--Stephen Hawking


happyfunfact: That was actually Stephen Hawking's voice (well his modulated voice or whatever) in that episode.

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Sun 01/27/13 02:02 AM
I would date myself. (female version of me)

Someone with an artistic side to help with my creations.

hmmm...

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Sat 01/26/13 08:11 PM
"I need time to think"

"We were practically going out" huh? huh

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Fri 01/25/13 02:00 PM

Even though the second trilogy of Star Wars isn't remotely as good as the original, I do like the second two films, especially Revenge Of The Sith which is a fantastic movie.


They did seem to get progressively better, didn't they...

Episode I: All Jar-Jar, all the time.
Episode II: Less Jar-Jar, yet he somehow managed to play a key roll in granting Palpatine even more power in the Senate.
Episode III: We see Jar-Jar only twice, and his only line is "Excuse me."

Also, it's hard to beat Yoda vs Palpatine in a lightsaber battle.

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Fri 01/25/13 09:41 AM

Howard's Mother had a heart attack in the bathroom.
He thought it was because he told her he was going to get married.
Bernadett thought it was her fault because Howard told her that.laugh laugh
Repeat...but it was still Hillarious.


Then Bernadett finds out it wasn't her fault and starts yelling at Howard, sounding a LOT like his mother.


Howard: Is it just me, or does she sound sexy when she's mad?

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Fri 01/25/13 09:35 AM



Pretty much what I was thinking, yea.

You could also freeze time to get that extra 5 min. of sleep you wanted.

Or slow time down to hit that baseball out of the park.


or slow down time to take longer to.. blushing nevermind



'Hit it out of the park'

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Fri 01/25/13 09:28 AM
Star Wars for me, but before the dark times...

Before Jar-Jar Binks.

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Thu 01/24/13 11:03 PM

TIME TRAVEL..

just think.. you'd be able to jump to tomorrow, grab the lotto results, then return to today and buy a winning ticket bigsmile


plus.. you could jump back in time and watch what life would be like after making different choices.. when you've tried them all you could go back and take the best path.. win win bigsmile


Pretty much what I was thinking, yea.

You could also freeze time to get that extra 5 min. of sleep you wanted.

Or slow time down to hit that baseball out of the park.

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Thu 01/24/13 10:37 PM
Edited by whattheheywastaken on Thu 01/24/13 10:39 PM

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Thu 01/24/13 09:45 PM
I haven't had the pleasure of playing 8.

I have only played:

3 (SNES)
4 (DS)
7 (PS)
13 (360)
13pt2 (360)
Crystal Chronical (GC)
FF Tactics Advance (GBA)

and Chrono Trigger (It's like a time traveling FF) (SNES/DS)

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Tue 01/22/13 09:08 PM


Women like to talk.


No kidding. indifferent




(Uh oh. Here come the rocks.)



I would totally throw rocks ...but I throw like a girl frown


Those rocks look like they have stink lines.

Umm, those are rocks, right?

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Mon 01/21/13 12:38 PM
which is the same amount of time it took me to assemble a kitchen counter-top.

This task would have taken less time but...

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Mon 01/21/13 12:20 PM
Gold Digger.

Wasn't that a Bond Villain?

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Mon 01/21/13 11:35 AM
Friendship under the contract of it becoming something else is not friendship.

I would be happy to be your friend.

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Mon 01/21/13 11:21 AM
I'm guessing my friend request got lost in the mail.

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Mon 01/21/13 11:07 AM
...same with Valley Of The Dolls; but what to call it if it were about males...


Valley of the Action Figures?

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Mon 01/21/13 10:21 AM
January, although some might argue I'm not that funny.

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Mon 01/21/13 10:12 AM

how to find true love?:(


I'll let you know when I figure it out.

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