Financially Secure means you can pay her bills

"Are there any honest men out there?"


Talk to them for an hour only to find out they are married.... but their husbands are not around much and are liars. So they go online looking for non-liars to cheat with.

Because that is honest

or something

Just checked, your in Sacramento.

My ex-wife is there.

your going to have to come thisaway.

Princess Bride is on...


Buttercup... my perfect woman!

DAMN just checked, she lives in England

Thanks!

But im not the kinda guy that goes home with someone like that.

Im actually decent. I was married 14 years, dated a borderline personality disorder woman that I happened to love for 2.5 years.

Its been a beating.

My standards are high.

I deserve that.

A lot of it is locale and situation right now. I live in the married capital of Texas. Everyone here seems to be married and have 5 kids by age 24. Nothing wrong with that, but I GOTTA FRIGGIN MOVE lol.

I love women, I seriously have to keep myself in check. I've got way too many good friends that are ex-girlfriends and they remind me daily what an ass I can be.

So I choose to be single and make fun of myself!

Your welcome to join in!

"Looking for the right one"

definition: the other 4326 weren't.

heres my loop:

Hmmm, holiday season. Sitting around alone. Ex girlfriend is calling. wait steve, you just filed harassement charges against her. Yeh but you know you'll get 2 good weeks out of her before she goes insane again.

Ill try my luck with dating sites lol!


Please dont take me seriously. I havent dated in 5 months and its by choice.

But its fun to ***** sometimes eh?

Back on topic:

"looking for goal oriented man"

definition: Im prettier than average and you'd better be able to afford new parts!

LOL

only 5 canadians? lol

There are times when I look at someones profile whos messaged me and think, "Damn i need to move to Canada"

Maybe its all perspective.

meeting someone is easy.

meeting someone worth meeting is what id rather do

I get these 2 or 3 times a day:

"Hello.
I like your profile. You sound like a great person. Someone that deserves everything in life. All I can give you is great times if you let me. I'm Kelly 27yrs old 5 . 7ft. I'm white .
I'm born in germany but grew up in the US ,I will like to learn more about you if you feel thesame you can email me and tell me little about your self. One Thing About me is that i can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. to start up a friendship then other things follow ,here is my email address. KellyDenis10@yahoo.com i can send you more of my picture if you give me your email address. actually looking for a serious man with a good sense of humors who will make me happy till the end of my life . I have been heart broken before and i dont it to happen again I am 100% devoted to the Lord. I try and reflect a Christian life in all areas of my life.
I am always looking for God to lead the way. As a child of God, I don’t believe in drama, cheating I would like it very much if you would behonest man .......and i will be happy if you can mail in to my e-mail KellyDenis10@yahoo.com hope to hear back from you soon...

Kelly "

Ive met women off of sites.

One gave me a toaster and asked me to stop ignoring her.

I kept the toaster.

One sat outside my house for 3 days in her miata.

One drove 4 hours to visit a friend, and that way we could also go on a date!

Turned out she had no friend in my town and had to stay at a hotel 3 days. It was my fault though because her plan was to surprise me by staying with me!

On the other hand I've met some really awesome people that I talk too on a daily basis. Really good hearts in the same boat as me.

Love them to death!

.. but they live 1400 miles away.


www.datinginsanity.blogspot.com

"I do not want drama so if you have any.... dont contact me"

Ummm there was only one person in history EVER that did not have drama.

He died at birth.

This statement tells me that the first time we talk im going to hear about your ex-husband/boyfriend for an hour.


"40 year old woman seeks REAL companion for life long romance. Serious men only reply. Seeking man 23 to 29......"

Ok yes, im going to take you seriously.

lol

Ok, in another thread we were discussing exactly why internet dating sites suck, and some common issues were realized.

First off, you will never meet anyone you like within 10000 miles. It is my firm belief that it is coded into the programming because if you did meet someone, you would stop coming here....

LexFonteyne had the idea that maybe they actually MOVE anyone that likes you past the 10000 mile limit so you cannot ever actually meet.

Brilliant!

Right now EVERY SINGLE woman that gets in touch with me, is in Houston.

Im 7 hours away.

$10 bucks says if I just happened to move to Houston, Austin would get in touch.

CONSPIRACY!!!! If I get married they will no longer get money!

Oh wait, mingle2 is free...

Gotta rethink this.

Furthermore, Anyone that is within 100 miles will be a complete mismatch.

Heres some of my thoughts on whats not effective in a profile:



Never actually write out the word "Ain't" in a profile.

One pic of you standing with a hand on your hip and your body cocked to the side is ok.

5 of them tells me you have scoliosis.

Try to hide the 4 run down cars in your yard before having a picture taken there.

more than 4 cats in a picture with you is scary.

If your 25+ do not include a Prom picture as your main.

HAWT is not a word.. but hey thanks!

Intelligence, honesty, openness and politeness win!

Im 100% sure its the same for men.

Yes,

Never actually write out the word "Ain't" in a profile.

One pic of you standing with a hand on your hip and your body cocked to the side is ok.

5 of them tells me you have scoliosis.

Try to hide the 4 run down cars in your yard before having a picture taken there.

more than 4 cats in a picture with you is scary.

If your 25+ do not include a Prom picture as your main.

HAWT is not a word.. but hey thanks!

Intelligence, honesty, openness and politeness win!

Im 100% sure its the same for men.


** maybe this should be its own post.

I wanna hear you sing it!

"Do they actually MOVE the people who might be interested to another part of the world?
"

Ok that cracked me up. I'd never thought of it that way.

Right now EVERY SINGLE woman that gets in touch with me, is in Houston.

Im 7 hours away.

$10 bucks says if I just happened to move to Houston, Austin would get in touch.

CONSPIRACY!!!! If I get married they will no longer get money!

Oh wait, mingle2 is free...

Gotta rethink this.

I HATE MINGLE
and I hate facebook, and i hate myspace and i hate true.com and I hate tagged and i hate plentyoffish


Because someone has written a code that GUARANTEES that anyone I could possibly like will live 1000000000 miles away.


The internet has made things much much harder.

Not easier.

I still come here tho...........

"What are you looking for?"