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poll
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If you like it-that is all that matters. Screw all those that think they live in a glass house! BTW....I think it looks fine. You go girl! LOL!
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Topic:
What am I doing wrong?
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Looks good to me. Probably try what the others are saying-get involved in the forums.....and don't be too shy-try sending messages to the girls first. Good luck with your search.
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I hate salesmen. That is what he deserved. LOL!!!!!!!
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What's painful about it? Do you not like it? I wear clothes from her clothing line but I don't have the booty to fill the jeans tho. ![]() ![]() But she's a great singer IMO. Usually she is a wonderful singer but she missed the mark on this occasion. |
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Topic:
My potential matches
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well i work in a correctional facility ......thats why Well at least you are on the right side of the bars. LOL! |
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Florida girl kicking back relaxing tonight!
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Topic:
How Adam Met Eve
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Are you sure that is how you remember it? Also I didn't know your name was Adam????? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I can not relate to any of the above mentioned subjects. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am getting my prescription filled on line so I can get 3 months for the price of 1. LOL!!!
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Topic:
My potential matches
Edited by
Urg04es
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Thu 04/23/09 08:07 PM
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Oh-I have a blast in the forums and I have met some wonderful friends on here. I just think it is funny how there is really no criteria for trying to match people on here. I will happily stay single for now. LOL!
I have met someone off of this site that is very special to me-so I really am not looking other than for friends but I still get a laugh out of what could be my match. |
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Topic:
Blonde Mortician
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Poor thing-and he was such a nice guy. LOL!
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Topic:
My potential matches
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I've never been to prison ![]() Sorry-I think it is a prerequisite to be my mutual match. LOL! |
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Topic:
My potential matches
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here's hoping you get that bone soon! ![]() LOL! Thanks for the well wishes. ![]() |
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Topic:
My potential matches
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Ok. I know I didn't step off of the barbie boat but I still feel I am a great catch. Why is it that most of my mutual match connections look like they are in a correctional facility or have spent a lot of time in one? Just asking for a juicy bone to be thrown at this old dog every once in a while. LOL!
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Any advice from you pros out there? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Topic:
Blonde Mortician
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Hey JC.....I see the bears didn't drag you off after all. LOL!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQUfJrjUX0
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Topic:
Blonde Mortician
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A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. 'There's no charge,' she says. 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So I just switched the heads.' |
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No but it is a nice foundation.
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Topic:
Can you still care?
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Yes indeed. I stopped loving my ex husband but we are friends now and I care about him.
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