Ok. I know I didn't step off of the barbie boat but I still feel I am a great catch. Why is it that most of my mutual match connections look like they are in a correctional facility or have spent a lot of time in one? Just asking for a juicy bone to be thrown at this old dog every once in a while. LOL!

here's hoping you get that bone soon!

I've never been to prison

LOL! Thanks for the well wishes.

Sorry-I think it is a prerequisite to be my mutual match. LOL!

Now you have an idea what guys go through. Send 20 emails, maybe get one lukewarm response. Just life, Kiddo.
Have fun on the threads while you wait - you never know who'll pop up!

Oh-I have a blast in the forums and I have met some wonderful friends on here. I just think it is funny how there is really no criteria for trying to match people on here. I will happily stay single for now. LOL!

I have met someone off of this site that is very special to me-so I really am not looking other than for friends but I still get a laugh out of what could be my match.

Mutt Matches!

Our connections to true love!

I'll take a few good bones!!

i'll give ya bone catch !

OK I GOT A QUESTION TO THE MEN

WHY DO SOME OF THE MEN ON HERE SAY THEY WANT A RELATIONSHIP WITH JUST ONE WOMAN THAT THEY ARE TRUE GENTLEMEN WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU AND YOUR AWESOME BLAH BLAH BLAH.
THEN YOU MEET OR YOU JUST CHAT ON THE PHONE AND THE FIRST 10 MINUTES ARE GREAT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU DEALING WITH A 16 YEAR OLD AND YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR IN THE BACK SEAT OF HIS DADDYS CAR. OR....YOU CHATTING AND THEY ARE SO WONDERFUL AND YOUR THINKING WOW HE WANTS TO GET TO KNOW ME WHAT I'M ABOUT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY ARE WANTING FREE PHONE SEX.
AND THEY SAY WOMEN ARE CONFUSING.

I just stepped off the 'Ken Canoe'

I have a fabulous collection of men with fish pics that when I look at them I have this face-------->

Who said I wanted it to be free?

maybe I should get a new phone number where they do have to pay for it lol.

well i work in a correctional facility ......thats why

My sentiments exactly! You should see the critters that pop up when I look at potentials around my area! Woo!

When it comes down to it, nothing beats the old-fashioned way of meeting a good man.


**Ok, I have seen TWO handsome fellas in my area!!

Do you really??? What kind of mindset do you need for such a job? I worked for our Parole Board purging files and the things I read!!!

Well at least you are on the right side of the bars. LOL!