Mirror asks all the girls to do that. LOL!

Not to sound like a bean counter but.....where is the other 17?????

I know....I was even going to put up a naked picture of my dog but thought that might seem a little too obvious. LOL!

Sorry....they are all at the open bar and won't tell us women where that is. Darn them. LOL!

WOW! Really nice.

Giving Up Wine

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

Maybe he is getting the rest of his body in shape so when his lungs collapse he can handle it?????

I only have one sibling....a brother 10 years older. I was the spoiled kid sister and I sure got him in trouble for things he never did. LOL!

I love them all.....I can't imagine why I am so fat????? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks good......looks very cold where you are though!

Because we ran out of nuts. LOL!

Maybe they do have what you are looking for.....you just have to peel through the layers. Unfortunately some more than others.

Ever try Puerto Rican coffee????? That stuff will grow hair on your chest! But, dang it is good! LOL!

To making friends for sure!!!!!

Same here. There has to be someone as crazy and silly as I am in this world. There just has to be!

Well, either we are very optimistic for better dates or we are glutton for punishment! LOL!!!!!!!

I would have to say on average a 5. I have had some really great dates and some really bad horror stories evolve from this experience.

We needed one of those years ago.....however, my dad was a deacon in a southern baptist church and he found that if you ask them in and start preaching your religion to them they all of a sudden have a busy schedule and high tail it down the street. LOL!

You are definitely a pretty boy!!!! Put up some more about yourself so we get to know you and PLEASE put up some more pictures so we can drool. LOL!

My goodness you are adorable.....and you live down the street from me. LOL! I promise I won't stalk you....unless you ask. LOL! Good luck-you should have no problem finding a nice girl on here!