Topic: TGIF - Important Women's Health Issue
franshade's photo
Fri 04/24/09 07:20 AM
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and be more confident about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
Erotic lustfulness
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Loss of virginity
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.



no photo
Fri 04/24/09 07:22 AM
:tongue: rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl :tongue:

Urg04es's photo
Fri 04/24/09 07:47 AM
I am getting my prescription filled on line so I can get 3 months for the price of 1. LOL!!!drinks

franshade's photo
Fri 04/24/09 07:49 AM

I am getting my prescription filled on line so I can get 3 months for the price of 1. LOL!!!drinks

then fill on a Monday, gotta account for delivery time drinker

Ruth34611's photo
Fri 04/24/09 07:59 AM
I take one a day......whether I need it or not.

franshade's photo
Fri 04/24/09 08:03 AM

I take one a day......whether I need it or not.


hiya sunshine - happy Fridaydrinks

Ruth34611's photo
Fri 04/24/09 08:06 AM


I take one a day......whether I need it or not.


hiya sunshine - happy Fridaydrinks


Hey, beautiful! Thought I'd pop back in and see what was going on around here. It's nice to see ya! happy

MzEm's photo
Fri 04/24/09 08:07 AM
rofl rofl rofl

michiganman3's photo
Fri 04/24/09 01:57 PM

I take one a day......whether I need it or not.


Long time no see. Just come back for a laugh????
laugh laugh laugh

Ruth34611's photo
Fri 04/24/09 03:29 PM
Edited by Ruth34611 on Fri 04/24/09 03:30 PM


I take one a day......whether I need it or not.


Long time no see. Just come back for a laugh????
laugh laugh laugh


Yep! laugh

That and a few very wonderful people that I miss while I'm gone. happy