You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who
walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You are proud of your lawn mower (mine is battery operated).
Your best friend is dating someone half their age
..... and isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You make an appointment to see the dentist.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
Neighbors borrow *your* tools.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask,
"Did I wake you ?"
You have a dream about prunes.
You answer a question with, "because I said so!"
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know what the word "equity" means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for the weather channel.
(My uncle calls the Weather Channel "Old Folks MTV.")
You can go bowling (or other places) without drinking.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

I can not relate to any of the above mentioned subjects. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oH YEA NOW I FEEL REALLY OLD..lol I WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL.lol aND I TELL MY KIDS BECAUSE i SAID SO ALL THE TIME..LMAO

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who
walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You are proud of your lawn mower (mine is battery operated).
Your best friend is dating someone half their age
..... and isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You make an appointment to see the dentist.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
Neighbors borrow *your* tools.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask,
"Did I wake you ?"
You have a dream about prunes.
You answer a question with, "because I said so!"
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know what the word "equity" means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
You got cable for the weather channel.
(My uncle calls the Weather Channel "Old Folks MTV.")
You can go bowling (or other places) without drinking.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.



I dont hold my stomach in anymore, even when im at the beach... lol.. needs some holdin in too sadly.. sigh..

And I too am guilty of watching the weather channel.. the calming music.. secretly one of my favorites. I also watch the food network cake challenges.. am I an old lady in disguise?

lol

Does anyone have the stuff about being a child of the 70's or 80's? All I can remember of it it that you can remember Micheal Jackson being a black man, not a white woman(?). And Rubik's cubes.

why is it i can relate to all of those things?

Maybe it's because you're old??? Just a thought.