A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,
only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a
vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man.
'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I
would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.'

'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm
broke and haven't got any money!'' and she
proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man
wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open..
''Don't be too hasty!'' he said.
''Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration.'' And with that, he emptied a bucket
of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. ''Now, if
this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder.''

The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me
get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this
morning."

Good one

lolol.....

I hate salesmen. That is what he deserved. LOL!!!!!!!

Ditto. The bastards!

THAT WAS VERY FUNNY