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Sun 12/18/11 01:29 AM


HERE ARE FIVE RULES THAT WE ALL CAN AGREE UPON



Five Rules of Life to Remember:

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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Sun 12/18/11 01:28 AM
One Sunday morning Satan was roaming around the countryside searching for a church in which the pastor was late.
Finally after roaming around for a long while, he found one.
He entered the church, and stood behind the pulpit.
Once everyone realized who it was that was standing behind the pulpit, they couldn't get out of the church fast enough.
Some even jumping out the windows.
Except this one man who stayed seated in the front row.
Satan looked down and saw this man who was sitting there with his arms crossed over his chest with a smirk on his face.
Satan asked the man why he wasn't also scared and run off like all the rest.
The man calmly replied. " Whats to be scared about? I've been married to your sister for the past 10 years"

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Sun 12/18/11 12:55 AM
Oh. And also. I finaly got a wink from this beautiful woman. I was so excited that I finaky got a wink from some one:banana: So I sent her a message that told her thanks for the wink. She replied back to me " It wasnt a wink, I had something in my eye "

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Sun 12/18/11 12:43 AM

Three cute lil' mamas went and did me some nudgin'.drool
Went to check 'em out and they had deactivated.tears
I knows I is one fugly mo-fo. Just didn't know I was that scary ta' boot.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh smokin

Am I the only one??what sad sad smokin
Nope. Youre not the only one. I get that also. I was messaged on one site that said " You are too ugly to be on this site "sad tears

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Sun 12/18/11 12:26 AM

A mean old man broke my christmas spirt,:cry: I'm lonely, I've no friends,a few on here but I hardly hear from them.only 2/very special ladies and they know who they are. Most of my kids only call me,when they need something,I take care of my aunt[who's in a wheelchair]I try to take care of a mean bitter man[who has cancer]. To tell the truth,there are alot of days,I ask myself,why,go on.. I tell myself there are people in the world that has nothing and no one,so I should stop complain.....
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Sat 12/17/11 01:03 AM

i found love on a two way street and lost it on a lonely highway
LOL. I remember that song. Yep. Them were the good old days.

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Sat 12/17/11 12:47 AM
I always pay on the first date. And more times then not, its usualy a meet at a coffee shop then talk about our next move.

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Sat 12/17/11 12:42 AM
Humor and laughter are very important in any relationship. I don't like it when people are always serious. Its boring. To me, laughter is what makes the world go round.

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Fri 12/16/11 11:59 PM
I don't believe we are bound by fortune. We have free will that lets us make our own choices. And our choices direct our paths .

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Fri 12/16/11 12:32 AM
Still single. And someone tell me yesterday that I will probably be that way for the rest of my lifetears

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Fri 12/16/11 12:30 AM

Absolutely yes to this question! Love is Love. drinker
What I was going to say.

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Fri 12/16/11 12:30 AM

Absolutely yes to this question! Love is Love. drinker
What I was going to say.

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Fri 12/16/11 12:24 AM

I had an ex boyfriend who had girl online pretend to be all in love with him and she was there. He went and married her. She totally used him. I am not saying all the women there are that way. That is like saying all blondes are dingy and all brunettes are smarter. It's too broad of a generalization. But that is a hell hole of a country in some parts to be a woman from what I am told and some of them want out very badly. Some of them with very good intentions of being a good wife and others not.
While I was in the service, I spent 4 months in the Phillipines. I was treated really good by the woman I got to know there. If ever given the chance. I would date a woman from there. But. She would have to come to me.

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Fri 12/16/11 12:18 AM
What I want for Christmas, I can't have. So I won't bother wishing for it.

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Fri 12/16/11 12:12 AM
Wash my car. Do my laundry. Then watch tv for rest of day.

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Fri 12/16/11 12:10 AM
I feel like starting my 3rd cup of coffeedrinker

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Fri 12/16/11 12:07 AM
as it looks right now, I'm going to be home alone for Christmas. Was planning on going out to Hometown Buffet to have a Christmas meal. But saw a sign in there the other day that said they will be closed on Christmastears

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Thu 12/15/11 11:54 PM
Thinking I better get up and my dog outside before I have a mess to clean up

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Thu 12/15/11 11:45 PM
The smell of freshly cut grass
The smell of baking peanut butter cookies
A long passionate kiss
Exploring and searching for exotic zones on a woman
The smell of fresh brewed coffee in the morning

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Thu 12/15/11 11:23 PM
I have dated women with disabilities. I go beyond the outer, and go for what is in their heart. Disabled people need to be loved also.