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Topic: 5 Rules of life
manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sat 12/17/11 11:37 AM
HERE ARE FIVE RULES THAT WE ALL CAN AGREE UPON Five Rules of Life to Remember: 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sat 12/17/11 09:58 PM
HERE ARE FIVE RULES THAT WE ALL CAN AGREE UPON Five Rules of Life to Remember: 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. so mano u been breaking the rules again?

Tulareman Joined Thu 08/25/11 Posts: 487	Sun 12/18/11 01:29 AM
HERE ARE FIVE RULES THAT WE ALL CAN AGREE UPON Five Rules of Life to Remember: 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 12/18/11 05:42 AM
HERE ARE FIVE RULES THAT WE ALL CAN AGREE UPON Five Rules of Life to Remember: 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Number six (6)......See manO....It's given by request only....Sometimes he makes you pay for the info...

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 12/18/11 06:25 AM
HERE ARE FIVE RULES THAT WE ALL CAN AGREE UPON Five Rules of Life to Remember: 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. so mano u been breaking the rules again? just #4

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 12/18/11 06:26 AM
HERE ARE FIVE RULES THAT WE ALL CAN AGREE UPON Five Rules of Life to Remember: 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Number six (6)......See manO....It's given by request only....Sometimes he makes you pay for the info... shhhhhh....

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 12/18/11 06:45 AM
HERE ARE FIVE RULES THAT WE ALL CAN AGREE UPON Five Rules of Life to Remember: 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Number six (6)......See manO....It's given by request only....Sometimes he makes you pay for the info... shhhhhh.... Ok, but you have to split 50-50 with me...

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 12/18/11 06:49 AM
HERE ARE FIVE RULES THAT WE ALL CAN AGREE UPON Five Rules of Life to Remember: 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Number six (6)......See manO....It's given by request only....Sometimes he makes you pay for the info... shhhhhh.... Ok, but you have to split 50-50 with me... I'll split you 50-50 alright

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 12/18/11 06:51 AM
HERE ARE FIVE RULES THAT WE ALL CAN AGREE UPON Five Rules of Life to Remember: 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it is more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Number six (6)......See manO....It's given by request only....Sometimes he makes you pay for the info... shhhhhh.... Ok, but you have to split 50-50 with me... I'll split you 50-50 alright

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Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 12/18/11 07:01 AM
ou look good in glasses Dove...

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 12/18/11 07:01 AM
ou look good in glasses Dove...

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 12/18/11 07:02 AM
ou look good in glasses Dove... So do YOU............... The excitement is killing me.... Fingers are trembling....

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 12/18/11 07:04 AM
ou look good in glasses Dove... So do YOU............... The excitement is killing me.... Fingers are trembling.... I do that to people

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 12/18/11 07:06 AM
ou look good in glasses Dove... So do YOU............... The excitement is killing me.... Fingers are trembling.... I do that to people To borrow a phrase....Yes, yes you dO.....