Excitable -- Shorts half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.

Sociable -- Joins friends and pisses whether he has to or not, figures it doesn't cost anything.

Cross-eyed -- Looks in the urinal on the left, pisses in the middle, and flushes the one on the right.

Timid -- Can't piss if someone is watching. Flushes and comes back later.

Indifferent -- All urinals are being used, pisses in sink.

Clever -- Look Ma, no hands! Fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor.

Worried -- Not sure if he has been in lately, stops in for a quick check.

Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down, and across urinals, tries to hit a bug on the wall.

Childish -- Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.

Absent-minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

Sneak -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows guy in next stall will get blamed.

Patient -- Stands very close for a long time waiting, reads a newspaper with his free hand.

Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

Tough -- Bangs di#k on side of urinal to dry it.

Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

Fat - Backs up and takes long shot at urinal, pisses on his shoe.

Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

Disgruntled - Stands waiting for a long time, gives up, walks away.

Conceited -- Holds two inch di#k like baseball bat.

Sad thing is...it's all true....lol....our dear wonderful men will always be little boys at heart

You think thats funny. Try watching a female pissing standing up in the snow. You will laugh you a$$ off.

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Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down, and across urinals, tries to hit a bug on the wall.

I have read this one. Anyone can piss on the floor; Be a hero and piss on the ceiling.

funny stuff

definaitly insitefull

What about "Hedonist" - shakes it just a little too long