A guy walks into a bar and sees a man with a HUGE Bic lighter. He asks the man, "where did you get that huge cigarette lighter"?

"A genie came out of this bottle and granted me one wish" says the man.

So the guy grabs the bottle and rubs it himself. A genie appears to him and grants him a wish.

"I'd like a million bucks!" says the fellow.

Just then the two men hear a rumbling. Suddenly, thousands of ducks come flying through the door.

"Oh man! I wished for a million bucks but I got a million DUCKS!"

"Tell me about it", says the first man, "you think I wished for a 12 inch Bic"?

careful what ya wish for, ya just might get it
thanks Laura & Mirror