Seagull Manager


rofl.

I gave a homeless man a few bucks the other day outside a restaurant. He shook my hand, and asked my name, with tears welling up in his eyes. It was very touching, and not something I'll ever forget.

Helping someone out who truly needs it is a feeling you just can't duplicate.



Here's to ya mate

One time, I woke up at 11pm, after deciding I'd take a nap around 5pm. I panicked, jumped in the shower, got ready for school, went to wake up my parents and sister because they were going to be late....and noticed the clock said 11pm

Sounds like a ****ty deal for you mate, but sometimes that's just how it goes. Learn what you can from it, hold the good memories in your heart, and move on. No matter how bad it feels now, as long as you are willing to let it, it WILL get better.

Try to have some fun with some friends, don't dwell on it.

Good luck mate,

Well, only my own.

Snatch....in my pants

Hey, if the pay is good...

In fact, I'm quite the handyman

holds down couches.


just messin'

lilmisspris:

Not for long, if I woke up in bed next to you

hopefully on the floor somewhere

Eveningkiss:


I would say, "Woohoo!"

Sunflower seed cracker.

Punctuation please....

My first time drinking, I got smashed on some 15-20 year old spiced rum, can't handle any rum or whiskey anymore, makes my stomach protest in a big way.

I went to a party with a buddy of mine, ended up drinking 2 1/2 LARGE (20oz) glasses of purple screamin' jesus, and then ended up downing around 10 shots in less than 30 minuets, different stuff. I was so trashed . Spent a looooong time at Jack in the Box, where my friends took me. They were trying to get food in me, but I had a really hard time getting the burger and my mouth together. Couldn't handle the car ride back to his house either, had to get out and walk.

Another time...drank more beer than I care to admit, ended up agreeing to go to a strip club some time that night too, still don't remember agreeing to that, but I ended up going to the club anyway Boat races/beer pong will do that to you


As a side note, I'm drinking a michelob amber bock right now

I may not be a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.

they sure have it tough.

by lawn gnomes?

When I was 12 my mom told me I should bake a pie and enter it in the county fair, and I did. I had never made a pie before, just looked in a cook book for ideas, and decided to make a lemon merangue pie (oh, the ignorance!)

Believe it or not, I actually won best pie.

She told me I couldn't do it a second time. The next time the fair rolled around, I made a lime merangue pie, my way, and I won...again. Best pie, most original, etc.


I also tend to invent my own meals a lot, I love cooking for other people.

lmfao!