I'd still say it's a little vague...flesh it out a little. Cause I'm sure there's more going on there than a 20 something year old student studying computer science who likes to play ping pong.

I concur with moonlight...you are adorable.

But there's not a lot about YOU there.

Ya know...we chicks are a little deeper than just a picture and a few stats we can figure out from said picture.

It's sort of the difference between the male and female readers of Playboy...men look at the pictures THEN read the articles...women read the articles THEN look at the pictures. (And then we curse the models and eat a pint of Ben & Jerry's.)

Ok...being a sports fan myself...I just love sports and the competition of it all.

Now...may I ask why 3 teenage girls have your phone number? And WHY you were entertaining them if they were in a high state of sexual arousal?

That gives me the creeps more than women who get excited by watching football players slap each other on the bums.

Hahahahaha...apparently so!

Indifference...it's SUCH a turn on.

Well...I am a single mom...who grew up catholic even going to parochial school...who gets told she looks like a librarian ALL the time...

So...I'm an evil, naughty, diaper changer.

Interesting. Hahahahah

...and librarians.

I don't wear lingerie...there's no point.

Not when I go out with my gay boys!

Typically speaking they're better dancers than the straight boys...which makes me look like a better dancer...which then in turn makes the straight boys want to dance with me.

*phew*

I do love my gay boyfriends. hahahah

How about MINE the next morning???? hahahaha

But you'd be cuter in a Red Sox hat anyways...<3

Jeans and a button up dress shirt...untucked with the sleeves rolled up to the elbow...with a baseball cap.

OOOOORRRRR

Anything dirty...and not in an a rearless chaps sort of way...but like...dirty jeans from being outside cutting grass with a dirty white tshirt.

I'm a SUCKER for dirty men.

Well welome to the Mid-Coast area!! I'm about 30 miles North of Rockland in Northport. You're going to love the Rockland area it's gorgeous...esp Camden and Rockport.

The leaves are still beautiful so they'll be welcoming you...and as long as the sun is out the days have been nice and the nights have been cold. No true "frost" yet...but it's coming...SOON!!!

Rockland has one of the BEST Goodwills EVER! (I'm a thrift store junkie...) And in downtown there's a great second hand book store you'll have to check out! The Farnsworth Museum is beautiful...The Grasshopper Shop is fun fun fun!!!

Again, welcome to Maine...have a safe trip up!

Well...welcome to Maine!

Good luck with your move.

Hope you have your raincoat with you though...Maine's been awful wet these past few weeks.

Funny this topic gets brought up...

About 2 weeks ago in an effort to try and find my "crush" from high school I searched for him on Google. He didn't show up, but his name appeared on his wife's myspacepage.

I was over the moon excited!!! I messaged her right away explaining who I was and how they had a beautiful family and that I'd love to know what he had been up to over the last couple of years since he and I had lost touch.

She emailed me 5 times. And claimed that I was a stalker and that he hated me and didn't want anything to do with me.

I called her bluff and she called me. (I had given them my cell phone number.) She spewed vile nasty insults at me over the phone then called my local sheriff's department to report me for stalking her.

Funny thing is...my ex husband is a deputy with said sheriff's department and laughed his butt off when he got the complaint. He KNEW it just wasn't true.

She still follows my myspace page...I have a tracker that she can't see and it notifies me whenever someone views my page.

Apparently the REAL story goes that he told her that I had been the love of his life and the preverbial "one that got away"...Well one Christmas a few years ago he called my parents to wish them a Merry Christmas as my family was his family when we were growing up, she told him after he hung up the phone that he wasn't allowed to EVER contact me or my family again if he wanted to see his children ever again.

Psychopath much?

So...that's where my high school crush is...living with a psycho-wife.

It's the pay it forward of STDs.

Maybe it's a new porno they can create...

Lay It Forward

Featuring Double D Rodd and Layla Hair-Piece

Just the magic of common sense and the accessibility of the HELP section of the forums!

Nevermind...got it!!! I was a smart cookie and went and looked in the help forums...

Who said to read the manual first?? Jeez.

How the HECK do you post a picture??? All of my html knowledge is no help...

Ok...so I very nonchalantly hit the "My Account" navigation button to just go and see if anyone totally awesome has checked me out and whatnot...and this is what I see reflected back at me from my browser...




Not that I have ANYTHING against people with herpes...but isn't this just a TAD hysterical?

Ok...maybe just disney because they've made the ideas of "being a helpless virginal creature for some man to find in the woods twittering at birds" accessible to children....

But moreover...just the idea that women need to be rescued.

From what?

Maybe Rapunzel could have climbed out of the tower herserlf...hell, maybe she liked it up there.

Maybe Cinderella really loved her job cleaning...Merry Maids is a mulitmillion dollar industry.

Snow White had fantastic roommates!

Sleeping Beauty...hello...she was the luckiest cat napper ever.

I just think it's completely wrong to teach girls they need to be rescued.